Adam Markowitz

When is my tax return gonna be done?!?! #TaxBS

The great American scholar Homer Jay Simpson once said that alcohol was the cause of, and the solution to all of life's problems.

The greatest shark. @taxretreat.org @thepetfly.bsky.social

Point of correction.

I hate people.

But I love tax people.

I'm telling ya @porkrind.bsky.social, you'd love @taxretreat.org.

I write one check per year, and it's for my property taxes because they charge me a $3 convenience fee to pay online via ACH.

It's not the 3 bucks, of course. It's the principles of the matter.

That omelette looks for the Monopoly man

Update: I am very full. And I now need one big beautiful nap.

It's a working lunch. We do what we have to do and take the risks we need to take to accomplish the goals.

Posting the fucking picture would help.

This right here may not look like much, but it is a proper cheesesteak. @porkrind.bsky.social would be proud of this development for a Friday late lunch.

There's something that's just wholesome about a plain ol slice of cheese pizza. I understand toppings. Not hating on them. But that OG slice of good cheese pizza just hits sometimes.

The biscuit looks solid. But looks can be deceiving and the biscuit could be dry. Potatoes look very blah. But the rest of it is on point for sure. Seems like a solid 6/10 breakfast. And for a Tuesday? That's a home run.

I didn't get in my one big beautiful nap today. Maybe tomorrow I'll break it into two naps, but I still prefer one big beautiful nap instead. #TaxBS

And I appreciate the Chris Moneymaker reference in this.

No, but Prince Fielder hit the second longest home run I ever saw in person down in Lakeland in a Spring Training game. Some scrub threw him what must've felt like a BP pitch and Prince put that thing in orbit with Jesse Orosco's glove.

Just making sure. Because if the day comes you ever tell us that you're not, we'll have to send out the National Guard for you.

but are u fine?

That is a proper looking Florida summer lunch right there. I'd expect nothing less from you.

This is the content that we're missing over on TaxTwitter right now. I keep fighting the fight with pictures of Pub subs when I have the burning desire for one, but the bird app is suffering for sure without this content.

Only some?

It depends

"Both" should immediately disqualify any NY politician, especially when it comes to Mets or Yankees.

From my childhood memory, the only "both" NYers were permitted to partake in was Rangers/Isles, and even that was suspect at best.

And neither one would ever be confused with Trout or Ohtani.

I'm sure the stats exist from those early Rockies teams that have ballpark adjusted figures. No disrespect to Helton or Walker, but those numbers were fueled a lot by the fact that Coors was a literal nightmare for pitchers.

Any organization that can't even win a single playoff series with two absolutely, surefire, future 1st ballot HoFers on it takes the cake. The Rockies have had probably 0 surefire HoFers in franchise history. The Angels had two at the same time.

At least she's not the Los Angeles Angels version of Chutes and Ladders.

I have no idea what a capybara is, but I know two things are true just from these two pics.

1: Your husband is indeed a shitty photographer.

2: @accountingasart.bsky.social wants one. (The capybara, not a shitty photographer of a husband.)

I see no pancakes or waffles on this plate. How the hell are we supposed to have you adjudicate the waffles vs. pancakes debate with breakfasts like this?

Remove "CAF unit" from this, and this is all still true. The IRS is just a mess right now in general.