Adam Markowitz

Chinese take out hits the spot during the end of tax season rush.

But nothing hits quite like leftover Chinese take out the next night at 11:00p.

Place called Daniel's Cheesesteak in Winter Garden. It's really, really solid.

I was right out there just after noon and said, "Yeah, I have food at home, but fuck it. It's October 8."

Hey @beachbread.bsky.social, am I out of line suggesting that the cheesesteak is the king of all sandwiches?

Probably won't be the last before 10/15 tbf.

I only use this platform to post pictures of Pub Subs and interact with @beachbread.bsky.social. And I'm ok with that.

I'm laboring today. I don't see what the problem is.

That is some good looking beach bread

When is my tax return gonna be done?!?! #TaxBS

The great American scholar Homer Jay Simpson once said that alcohol was the cause of, and the solution to all of life's problems.

The greatest shark. @taxretreat.org @thepetfly.bsky.social

Point of correction.

I hate people.

But I love tax people.

I'm telling ya @porkrind.bsky.social, you'd love @taxretreat.org.

I write one check per year, and it's for my property taxes because they charge me a $3 convenience fee to pay online via ACH.

It's not the 3 bucks, of course. It's the principles of the matter.

That omelette looks for the Monopoly man

Update: I am very full. And I now need one big beautiful nap.

It's a working lunch. We do what we have to do and take the risks we need to take to accomplish the goals.

Posting the fucking picture would help.

This right here may not look like much, but it is a proper cheesesteak. @porkrind.bsky.social would be proud of this development for a Friday late lunch.

There's something that's just wholesome about a plain ol slice of cheese pizza. I understand toppings. Not hating on them. But that OG slice of good cheese pizza just hits sometimes.

The biscuit looks solid. But looks can be deceiving and the biscuit could be dry. Potatoes look very blah. But the rest of it is on point for sure. Seems like a solid 6/10 breakfast. And for a Tuesday? That's a home run.

I didn't get in my one big beautiful nap today. Maybe tomorrow I'll break it into two naps, but I still prefer one big beautiful nap instead. #TaxBS

And I appreciate the Chris Moneymaker reference in this.

No, but Prince Fielder hit the second longest home run I ever saw in person down in Lakeland in a Spring Training game. Some scrub threw him what must've felt like a BP pitch and Prince put that thing in orbit with Jesse Orosco's glove.

Just making sure. Because if the day comes you ever tell us that you're not, we'll have to send out the National Guard for you.

but are u fine?

That is a proper looking Florida summer lunch right there. I'd expect nothing less from you.

This is the content that we're missing over on TaxTwitter right now. I keep fighting the fight with pictures of Pub subs when I have the burning desire for one, but the bird app is suffering for sure without this content.

Only some?

It depends

"Both" should immediately disqualify any NY politician, especially when it comes to Mets or Yankees.

From my childhood memory, the only "both" NYers were permitted to partake in was Rangers/Isles, and even that was suspect at best.