Matt Foreman

Easy trillion when this is done between stupid waste, cutting programs that save money, making cuts and having to restart/rehire, and gutting the IRS/SEC.

Also the home plate is in the wrong place. It’s in the middle of a wall (if based solely on pictures and distance markers).

I had a cousin who went to PGH for work and I told him to go there. He and his coworkers enjoyed it.

I think a lot of people don’t realize how well the government works, and that the biggest problems with the government are the same problems at large, distributed businesses. I think people will start to realize it at some point, or we’re doomed.

He didn’t like the employment numbers so he fired the person in charge of compiling and publishing data. Some date is more equal to others.

Btw I taught the nephew that the pirates used to play at Forbes field and three river stadium, and that their nickname is the Buccos.

Buccos are still playing by August? Huh

Mets had a not great game yesterday, but at least they didn’t melt down like the Yankees did. Woof.

In the picture with your hands on your hips you look like captain vegetable, but with tattoos. If you don’t know the reference, look it up on YouTube.

Do you think he calls the president, ‘daddy’ or ‘sir’ or ‘Mr president’?

The article said Bridges took $6MM less than what he could have, I’m assuming that’s $6MM total not per year, correct?

Yeah I hate it when I can’t transfer $30MM tax free without trying at all. My family business is worth $800,000,000 so this will help.

“One time I farted and [teacher] asked me if I had a motorcycle.” - Nephew on why he said “that’s my motorcycle” after he farted. 🥰🥰🥰

TFW you’re an accountant who is so good at biz dev that you email a tax lawyer’s defunct firm for the third time. A CPA and an EA?

The amount of money Mayor Adams spends enforcing laws that have excessive penalties because he’s a small, petty, corrupt man is… well maybe his next job will be in DC.

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Me, all off season, when people said they thought the Phillies signing Max Kepler was a great move:

Jasson Dominguez woooooooo

Sorry* it was me**

* Never sorry
** It wasn’t me

David Stearns + Uncle Stevie’s checkbook = ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I golfed for the first time in about a year. I was… not great.

You turned 16 in 1948 wow

Manhattan is something like 30 square miles and would be the 8th least populated state. Maybe we should secede from NYS to get six electoral college votes.

I’ve long been fascinated that I live in a county with more people than the Dakotas.

Typo not intentional, alas it plays

lolFedSec is the only appropriate response, Sam.

Gonna be super fun when people who voted for the guy who is imploding the IRS don’t get their refunds for a month.

This is bad for everyone who relies on their refund, not that Commissioner Long cares.

The real concern should be med school, which will also lose the elite foreign students. Enjoy fifth tier doctors.

“Anything that’s good for people who don’t make campaign contributions, and not helpful for people who make campaign contributions, is gone.”