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The void kitty speaks:
I'm devoid of energy
Today's null and void
Super cute mode: on
Father's resistance: fallen
Mission: accomplished
Frank can't resist it
The box, it calls out to him
If he fits, he sits.
Eternal glory
Awaits the one who catches
Elusive red prey
Schrodinger's kitties:
Both cuddling and fighting
Until you observe
The braincell is his
Nearly reached enlightenment...
Too late, braincell's gone.
Mr Meowgi
Instructs Frank in Catrate
Knead on. And knead off.
Frank's Hall'ween costume
"Khajit's innocent of crime!
Khajit stole nothing!"
TinyOctopus
Cause of death: heart failure by
Cuteness overload
Purrs from orange cats
Can treat all ills. It is known.
Frank prescribes max dose.
I am not amused
Do you think this is a game?
Don't patronise me
Frank wants to help Dad
With the bills. He has a plan:
Start an OnlyBeans
My father rises
Before he's fully rested
Cannot understand
Two images shown
But they are the same picture
I don't understand
Dad, can you refill
The fun paper dispenser?
It is running low
He vanishes when
Photo's taken. Conclusion?
Frank is a cryptid
Beds for sleeping and
Treats for snacking. These're some of
My favorite things
The forbidden snack
Alike in orange colour
Cannibalism
The Kitty Council
Discuss important issues
Who gets the braincell?
I want to nap but
Dad wants to run. Compromise?
We both took a nap
I have been trapped
The human breathes in my scent
I smell fabulous
Kitty of clipped claws
He will exact his vengeance
When you least expect
No haiku from me- this one's already perfect. Thank you for sharing :)
06.10.2025 02:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is okay, friend
Frank cannot count very well
So I doubt he noticed
Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z
Sill's my favourite spot
To sit, ponder, as I plot
World domination
I'm but skin and bones
Father has forsaken me
Dinner's 2 min late
Humans chase their dreams
And lofty aspirations
Frank chases sun rays
I have few worries
My Dad has far too many
We make a good team
