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Just a flock of beasts. Actually had the makings of a varsity athlete Brother, you don't need to turn me away I was waiting down at the ancient gate Please go touch some grass

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The fundamental issue Republicans keep running into with sweeping Epstein under the rug is that if Donald Trump wasn't involved then nobody on earth is was.

If Trump won't be burning in hell then everyone is going Heaven

15.02.2026 16:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"She told me not to get anything I like a loser decided to not surprise her"

15.02.2026 15:41 — 👍 43    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Which Canadian college does she go to?

15.02.2026 13:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It scared one guy, the screenwriter of DEADPOOL, and I've seen like a dozen separate articles that all state that this one guy now represents all of Hollywood.

15.02.2026 06:48 — 👍 915    🔁 138    💬 10    📌 2

We may never know because he has MULTIPLE emails this time

15.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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my name is josh and i cohost @worstpossible.world and @illconceivedpodcast.com. 2026, i aim to guest on at least 52 episodes of other podcasts. this thread exists to document those appearances. if you would like me to come on your show, my DMs are open, so please reach out!

19.01.2026 23:53 — 👍 95    🔁 15    💬 6    📌 3

Yes.

14.02.2026 05:47 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

when they have me flying a bomber in Civil War Woke im painting this on the payload

13.02.2026 23:44 — 👍 3137    🔁 340    💬 28    📌 13

The most famous recent iteration of the series has a canonically blind character whose blindness can be ameliorated but not cured (until First Contact). This is a running plot point in TNG. So weird for someone to watch Starfleet Academy and get weirded out by this

13.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 55    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 0

US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.

13.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 4718    🔁 1398    💬 58    📌 27

"tried to" and she's fueling it like its a Sunday cookout

13.02.2026 16:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God will not save you from us

12.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In a moment of pique she accused a cameraman of being a Frisian

12.02.2026 13:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Come the fuck on Lmao

12.02.2026 13:16 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

America is yearning for "it."

09.01.2026 21:39 — 👍 3965    🔁 457    💬 108    📌 54

tbh nobody should be asking leftists if they'll support newsom and leftists should mostly brush off the question. it's a divisive trap that serves *only* newsom's personal interests. he isn't the candidate, he's a shithead and nominating him would be a bad idea. useless hypothetical.

11.02.2026 16:48 — 👍 1931    🔁 244    💬 23    📌 34

Minnesota was promised to them 3000 years ago, they're already Midwesterners from first principles

09.02.2026 15:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've been living across someone in my apartment building who has one and sent a complaint that I for the past year have been flipping it off every time I leave

09.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 115    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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attempting video functionality with the only video I've ever made for social media which isn't even a video it's just a picture of the gods country album cover while mitch hedberg standup comedy mashed together with why by chat pile plays (the audio is also the only audio i've made for social media)

11.09.2024 21:27 — 👍 35    🔁 19    💬 4    📌 0

MERCY

06.02.2026 20:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Five-year-old me: Oooh, that Batman cartoon! What adventures will he go on today?

*the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them*

Me: Oh. Huh.

03.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 1285    🔁 351    💬 16    📌 25

"Which guy who did the DeSantis sonnenrad positing did we hire?
"..."
"What do you mean be more specific?"

06.02.2026 18:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Lil Reese on Feds Taking $100K in Raid, Ex Chicago Bear Charles Tillman was an Agent (Part 12)
YouTube video by djvlad Lil Reese on Feds Taking $100K in Raid, Ex Chicago Bear Charles Tillman was an Agent (Part 12)

“Wassup ain’t you Charles Tillman?” rings in my head every couple of weeks

youtu.be/HKTnqPIetHc?...

06.02.2026 15:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak

10.02.2025 04:10 — 👍 9812    🔁 1331    💬 119    📌 58
ck3 playtime 751 hours

ck3 playtime 751 hours

damn imagine putting this much time into your actual legacy

05.02.2026 05:12 — 👍 44    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

You know, I don't even want to know what's being covered up after reading the most ominous note to self

05.02.2026 00:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A college President borrowing money to buy a watch really puts all that “white people don’t buy sneakers and jewelry” talk into real perspective.

05.02.2026 00:51 — 👍 162    🔁 39    💬 2    📌 2

Stop everything, there is a Baki Isekai staring Retsu?

02.02.2026 17:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm sure there are people who saw Nick Mullen on it live

31.01.2026 05:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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