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Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid

that's how I see it

I will watch one of these teddy bear movies and if I don't like it I will make fun of you and Kyler relentlessly. if it's good then I will have seen a good movie.

I watched the Sisko episode and decided I don't need to see any more. it was nice seeing Cirroc tho.

these aren't your father's democrats: they are a roving colony of waymos that have become self aware and are driving in a massive continuous circle around the american heartland on a journey they call "the final ride", an apocalyptic staging ground from their religion

Goodness gracious great balls of water

"Unnnh."

-- Anders, drug runner

do I need to know the lore of the first movie?

I don't think I've ever shown the movie Hackers to anybody and had them come away not loving it. I can't think of any other movie like that.

Two panel comic. Top is someone scoring a touchdown thinking “touchdown for you Jesus” second panel is Jesus watching Star Trek deep space 9.

post a banger that isn't in English

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ELECTROCHEMISTRY - The funk soul brother at the back of his head has gone dark. Forever.

mr beast would secretly smuggle a xenomorph to earth

Europeans act all superior like they weren’t the ones going fucking wild for Crazy Frog back in the day

watching the super bowl again to look for easter eggs

“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

Large television showing the boonta eve classic

They got the big game on at the bar

If I were a pro baseball player I would troll the super bowl by knocking baseballs into the stadium constantly. And all my pro baseball player friends would do it too. Long have we let the sports grow indolent, each decadent in their own arena. The strength for the future is found in competition

they cut off his limbs and replaced his skin with ballistic gel. this was a mercy killing.

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

lower decks (gallant) makes the star trek setting feel lived-in by portraying the vast infrastructural underbelly of starfleet; starfleet academy (goofus) makes it seem like a cardboard world by having five unimpressive cadets be the center of all galactic intrigue

Seattle mayor Katie Wilson and a campaign volunteer stand in an apartment hallway greeting a renter while on the campaign trail.

Do you rent in Seattle? @mayorofseattle.bsky.social wants to hear from YOU! City Hall is conducting a renters survey to help inform policy, and deliver help where it's needed most. Share widely!

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Saved you a click: curse of the pizza mummy

You probably don’t know who this is but you should. His name is Jonothan Blow an American Game Designer. He was the first game designer to prove that games are infact an Artform. He proved that games are more than just high scores and collecting coins. Be like Jonothan Blow. #gamedev

"I'm a salesman. I swing through McCarran and the dam once a week or so to take orders. But lately I spend most of my time in this piss heap."

-- Alexander, Gun Runner

Khan is def a dad movie

I don't know if this is helpful to you but Hooters had its own airline for a few years during the bush administration.

Fallout brotherhood of steel

you really undersold how big the area is on the pod.

Name: Klingon Death Yell Card Type: Interrupt Lore: Warning for the dead to beware; a Klingon warrior is about to arrive. In Klingon myth, killed warriors with honor go to Sto-Vo-Kor. Dishonored dead go to Gre-thor. Card Text: Plays just after a Klingon with Honor dies (limit one each). Score points, and you may yell to warn the dead. Points: 5 Rarity: 125 R

𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗿𝗲𝗸 𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲
𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚: 𝘒𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘰𝘯 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘠𝘦𝘭𝘭
𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙏𝙮𝙥𝙚: 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘶𝘱𝘵
𝙋𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙨: 5

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