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02.08.2025 04:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@rascal.bsky.social
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02.08.2025 04:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Archival Footage
25.07.2025 06:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ป
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Went to the flea market today.
Not a single flea for sale.
Four hours of my life wasted.
If you see someone wearing a ring it means they are wearing a regular gold ring and not a lord of the ring. If they were wearing a lord of the ring they would be invisible and you would be unable to see them.
12.07.2025 22:01 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Salt is sand you can eat.
11.07.2025 00:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Joke: What menu do gamers use the most?
Answer: The pause menu!
update it has only gotten worse
08.05.2025 14:08 โ ๐ 1774 ๐ 591 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 8SCP-7894 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7894 is to be contained in a secure, isolated area, away from all females. No female personnel are permitted to observe SCP-7894 in any capacity. Any instances of unauthorized exposure must be immediately reported to Site-โโ personnel. Description: SCP-7894 is a humanoid entity, his body is composed of a โโโโโโ-like substance. SCP-7894 is drawn to public locations, where it attracts significant female attention, who show an overwhelming compulsion to consume portions of its body. Notable occurrences include: Incident 7894-A: SCP-7894 is observed on a city street, where two females consume its nose. Incident 7894-B: At a picnic, a female is seen rubbing fruit into SCP-7894โs stomach. Incident 7894-C: SCP-7894โs arm is taken by a passing vehicle as it interacts with a crowd of women at a gym. The transformation appears to be irreversible, and while SCP-7894's body parts are consumed, it remains conscious and continues to function despite the loss. Caution: SCP-7894โs effects on female individuals are significant, resulting in psychological and physical compulsions. Exposure to SCP-7894 is highly restricted for females, as it is deemed unsafe and potentially traumatic. Further study is ongoing to determine the full scope of its anomalous properties.
SCP-4723 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4723 is to be housed in a fully automated containment chamber at Site-โโ, with all interactions conducted remotely. Any physical contact with SCP-4723 is strictly prohibited. SCP-4723 must undergo psychological evaluation every two weeks to assess his emotional stability due to the distressing nature of its anomaly. Description: SCP-4723 is an African American human male, formerly identified as โโโโโ โโโโโโ, he exhibits an anomalous effect upon direct contact with any physical matter. Any object or living being touched by SCP-4723 instantly undergoes complete molecular restructuring, converting into small, uniformly shaped sugar-based confections resembling โโโโโ. The process is irreversible. SCP-4723 claims to have acquired this effect through unknown means and expresses extreme distress regarding its consequences. Notably, SCP-4723 has recounted multiple incidents where unintentional activation of its anomaly resulted inโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ, โโโโโโโโโโโโโโ, , and, in one instance, the termination of a human subject during a routine handshake. Psychological evaluations indicate severe emotional trauma, particularly following an event in which SCP-4723 allegedly attempted to interact with its newborn offspring. When questioned, SCP-4723 refused to elaborate on the outcome, only responding with prolonged silence. Addendum 4723-1: Testing with D-Class personnel is permanently suspended following Incident 4723-07. Remaining test material has been collected and stored in Biohazard Locker 12. Further research into reversal methods is ongoing.
SCP-7892 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7892 is to be contained in a standard humanoid cell with access to โโโโโ and โโโโโ. Interaction is to be limited to approved personnel. Description: SCP-7892 is a 20-year-old humanoid male with a compulsive fixation on โโโโโ and โโโโโ. It regularly sings a repetitive song about โโโโโ and โโโโโ performs a distinctive dance. This dance has no anomalous effect on observers. SCP-7892 shows no hostility but becomes distressed when deprived of โโโโโ and โโโโโ. Addendum 7892-A: No incidents have been recorded. Testing is ongoing. [DATA EXPUNGED]
SCP-โโโโ - [REDACTED] Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ. Personnel are to avoid direct โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ at all costs. โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ. Description: โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโbabyโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ.
I'm putting together a team
30.06.2025 03:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When a furry gets accused of doing inappropriate things to animals:
29.06.2025 02:32 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Left: Akai Right: @demiinn.bsky.social Center: unknown
Inside you are two wolves.
#fursuitfriday
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Just found Jeff Bezos is getting married in Venice.
I don't understand.
I thought Jeff Bezos was anti union.
Had the nightmare again where I was pushed into the McDonald's ball pit and wasn't allowed out until I ate all the balls.
22.06.2025 18:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Or they put a hexagon around it to contain it for a very different reason.
21.06.2025 19:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Instead of separating bathrooms by gender it should be the piss room and the poopoo room.
20.06.2025 01:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0If Buzz Lightyear were a public transportation vehicle he would be Bus Lightyear.
20.06.2025 00:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0We grew up watching Jimmy Neutron, but today the dad from Jimmy Neutron.
19.06.2025 22:48 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Heflew
18.06.2025 04:09 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Thank you everyone for coming.
17.06.2025 09:07 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Titanic 9000
09.06.2025 05:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I just consumed a devastated meatball and my life is changed.
08.06.2025 08:49 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A screenshot of a Telegram chat for "King Of The Hill" fans, where one message says "On August 4th the beast awakes. It shakes caked mud from its fur and scatters shredded threads of spiders' homes across the cavern floor. Shambling into the light of modern day its maw stretches wide in a colossal yawn, breathing in our present world and exhaling eons. Slowly, but deliberately, it makes its way to a familiar wooden fence, rearing up on its haunches to stand with its back pressed firmly against the brown grain. Its eyes blink lazily from under half-lidded brow as a single word escapes its lips." The next message in the thread said "Propane." The admin of the Telegram channel followed that message with the link to the leaked "King of the Hill" season coming out.
01.06.2025 04:22 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How come only kids can compete in the national spelling bee? Let me join I can definately beat them.
30.05.2025 02:20 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My favorite scene in Starship Troopers is when they drink maple syrup from the bottles.
28.05.2025 02:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Uncle Cage
Mischievous peasant attempts to sell the Lord a brick, stating that it is a bag with 30 gold coins inside.
26.05.2025 19:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Obama means family.
23.05.2025 23:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Imagine booking a rage room, but after your 30 minutes the guy comes back to check on you and the room is cleaner and tidier than it was before.
17.05.2025 18:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fluffy Friday
16.05.2025 21:57 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Confession: I never watched Squid Games.
16.05.2025 04:06 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0