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Born in 1989. Media and theme park enthusiast. He/Him.

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I would read all of these, if Len wrote them. Especially if they weren’t straight-up monster fights, as I suspect they wouldn’t be. And seeing Swamp Thing deal with Killer Croc would be fun.

But I’m particularly intrigued by “mummies,” “the Phantom of the Internet” and “Ambrose Bierce.”

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Walter White watched Jane autograph Japanese Quest 64.

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Employees Must Smile if 10 feet from customer explained

Before: halloweentown mayor 11 feet away

After: same mayor 10 feet away

Employees Must Smile if 10 feet from customer explained Before: halloweentown mayor 11 feet away After: same mayor 10 feet away

Customer service guidelines have been updated in the employee portal.

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A screenshot of Kirby Air Riders with a dozen Rick hamsters posing together and saying “I’m happy!”

A screenshot of Kirby Air Riders with a dozen Rick hamsters posing together and saying “I’m happy!”

This is the future leftists want

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Chuck, portrayed by Paul Scheer, a member of the Good Place Committee: "He's got a point. The fair thing for us to do is just keep giving up more and more stuff we want, unilaterally, until this demon is finally happy."

Chuck, portrayed by Paul Scheer, a member of the Good Place Committee: "He's got a point. The fair thing for us to do is just keep giving up more and more stuff we want, unilaterally, until this demon is finally happy."

Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:

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Yeah it seems like the best political move is to give into this guy

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Primaries for senators

Primaries for senators

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“Better Call Saul’s Pizza Delivery!”

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graphic in the mamdani font/colors saying:

CALL YOUR SENATORS
and TELL THEM NO SHUTDOWN DEAL WITHOUT ACA FUNDING
202-224-3121

graphic in the mamdani font/colors saying: CALL YOUR SENATORS and TELL THEM NO SHUTDOWN DEAL WITHOUT ACA FUNDING 202-224-3121

Find your senators at reps.fyi or call 202-224-3121

09.11.2025 23:04 — 👍 2767    🔁 1981    💬 8    📌 73

Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.

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me and social media

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Regular reminder that Axios stories saying Dems are about to cave are likely sourced from GOP staffers trying to make it happen.
Doesn't mean it definitely won't happen. But it's like those NYT stories that Harvard is considering caving (they haven't). The anonymous source was trying to manifest it.

09.11.2025 18:53 — 👍 6857    🔁 1868    💬 233    📌 155

Sam Altman has killed more people than Luigi Mangione.

07.11.2025 14:20 — 👍 254    🔁 83    💬 2    📌 1
ZOHRAN MAMDANI FONT
BYOB BY SYSTEM OF A DOWN LYRICS

ZOHRAN MAMDANI FONT BYOB BY SYSTEM OF A DOWN LYRICS

EVERYONE ELS IS DOING IT I JUST WANT TO BE POPULAR

09.11.2025 13:36 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not bailing out the only people in the world who can actually afford to lose $13 billion. Go fuck yourselves.

09.11.2025 01:07 — 👍 881    🔁 236    💬 14    📌 7
The image is a picture of some dinosaurs and the comet that ultimately destroyed them with the text "God after figuring out dinosaurs would never create Quest 64"

The image is a picture of some dinosaurs and the comet that ultimately destroyed them with the text "God after figuring out dinosaurs would never create Quest 64"

09.11.2025 01:17 — 👍 495    🔁 70    💬 12    📌 0
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The #Predator movie we want to see. #PredatorBadlands

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I am thirty or forty years old and I do not need this, made with the Zohran for mayor text generator

I am thirty or forty years old and I do not need this, made with the Zohran for mayor text generator

09.11.2025 03:09 — 👍 526    🔁 230    💬 5    📌 2

The year Smash Ultimate released and the Grinch Leak happened was only a warmup.

09.11.2025 07:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The opening text of Master and Commander, but its the style of a Zohran for Mayor poster. "April, 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields."

The opening text of Master and Commander, but its the style of a Zohran for Mayor poster. "April, 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields."

Yeah :D

09.11.2025 01:38 — 👍 2597    🔁 477    💬 15    📌 18
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kirby air riders city trial

09.11.2025 02:52 — 👍 4325    🔁 1588    💬 15    📌 18

Much of my previous work history is in the service industry, and I actually enjoyed it sometimes. Sure, customers can be dicks, but they’re usually easy to diffuse.

The problem was management. They think up the stupidest shit and insist it’s what the customers want. I just couldn’t deal.

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Washington Post headline: A closer look at Trump's apparent struggles to fight off sleep in the Oval Office
subhed: A Washington Post analysis of multiple video feeds found that the president spent nearly 20 minutes apparently battling to keep his eyes open at a recent event.

Apu raising his hand next to a sleeping Trump wearing glasses meant to look like his eyes are wide open

Washington Post headline: A closer look at Trump's apparent struggles to fight off sleep in the Oval Office subhed: A Washington Post analysis of multiple video feeds found that the president spent nearly 20 minutes apparently battling to keep his eyes open at a recent event. Apu raising his hand next to a sleeping Trump wearing glasses meant to look like his eyes are wide open

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A ballpoint sketch of the titular character from The Last Unicorn. She is standing there looking to her left.

A ballpoint sketch of the titular character from The Last Unicorn. She is standing there looking to her left.

#sillysketchsaturdaysunday #thelastunicorn #sillyflymedia

Last night I had a movie night with friends where we watched The Last Unicorn 🦄🤍

10/10 movie. Would recommend!

08.11.2025 15:22 — 👍 8    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
AI generated content disclosure via Arc Raider's Steam page:

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

During the development process, we may use procedural- and AI-based tools to assist with content creation. In all such cases, the final product reflects the creativity and expression of our own development team.

AI generated content disclosure via Arc Raider's Steam page: The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this: During the development process, we may use procedural- and AI-based tools to assist with content creation. In all such cases, the final product reflects the creativity and expression of our own development team.

Not to be the fun police but I do hope people know that Arc Raiders does use generative AI for voice acting, and by supporting the game you're letting higher-ups know that this is an okay practice.

They try to downplay this on the Steam store page by describing the AI usage as vaguely as possible.

08.11.2025 06:51 — 👍 4602    🔁 2932    💬 79    📌 177

B R A V O
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Stock of Spotify over last month showing sharp decline, from near $700 in value to $615.

Stock of Spotify over last month showing sharp decline, from near $700 in value to $615.

Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!

Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.

We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.

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