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Jesse Cortez

@whatwouldjessedo.bsky.social

Just another day trying to find a good burrito in paradise.

33 Followers  |  27 Following  |  8 Posts  |  Joined: 20.11.2024  |  1.4416

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A large bottle lasts about 2 months.

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Tesla dealerships have been targeted, or have they?

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Dollars are votes!

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WYOMING:
β€œThank you, Madam chairman.”
β€œI prefer β€˜Mister’ chairman.”
β€œWell you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

22.02.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 40504    πŸ” 9647    πŸ’¬ 1436    πŸ“Œ 1955
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Yes he is.

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Listen to Secretary Pete. And remember, these are our funds. These are our courts. And these are our streets.

09.02.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 50966    πŸ” 10632    πŸ’¬ 733    πŸ“Œ 266

It costs on avg $220 to file taxes in the US.

The IRS could generate $3b a year by simply creating its own tax return portal and charging $25

So why don’t they do it?

Because TurboTax (Intuit) spends $4m/yr legally bribing US law makers, to make sure that never happens

πŸ‘πŸ½CAMPAIGNπŸ‘πŸ½FINANCEπŸ‘πŸ½REFORM

29.01.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Elon Musk is the kind of guy that would really hate if everyone on the internet started calling him Adolf Titler. We definitely shouldn’t do that.

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I cancelled Netflix awhile ago because they had nothing worth watching.

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When Elon Musk sits next to someone who is actually intelligent, it becomes obvious that he’s a fool.

This is why he loves Trump & MAGA.

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This makes a lot of sense.

23.01.2025 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A lot of trucks with small wheels in this pic.

21.01.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lots to be sad about. Lots to be happy about.

21.01.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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In 2017, Snoop Dogg asked who the first "Uncle Tom" performing at Donald Trump's inauguration was gonna be.

Last night, Snoop performed at the Crypto Ball.

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Typical tuesday afternoon.

16.01.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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