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the people, desperate for guidance: Ryland, what is the best two song musical genre?

Me, emerging from the ocean one last time: the one with the Gokaiger ending theme and the Angela Bassett Did The Thing song in it.

17.02.2026 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jimmy and Chuck being drunk together breaks my heart every time

16.02.2026 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

08.02.2026 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4058    ๐Ÿ” 1013    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

I have one car payment left

05.02.2026 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซก

02.02.2026 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Itโ€™s my birthday

01.02.2026 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s pretty fucking wild that the DOJ is releasing files that include accusations that the President of the United States raped underage girls, to distract from the fact that the DOJ is covering up murders of US citizens by their own government.

30.01.2026 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5281    ๐Ÿ” 1710    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 101    ๐Ÿ“Œ 59

look at this fucking creep. there are children in this home.

30.01.2026 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2746    ๐Ÿ” 652    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 82    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

it is unbelievable how brave these people are in the face of our government murdering their neighbors

24.01.2026 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 341    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

democrats voted to require freddy krueger to wear a glove with three claws instead of four. why arenโ€™t you happy. why arenโ€™t you grateful

24.01.2026 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 948    ๐Ÿ” 193    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.

24.01.2026 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16534    ๐Ÿ” 4788    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 105    ๐Ÿ“Œ 69
Alex Pretti from his early days working at the VA

Alex Pretti from his early days working at the VA

Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. Weโ€™d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now

24.01.2026 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23769    ๐Ÿ” 7850    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 632    ๐Ÿ“Œ 611

Alex Pretti, the man killed by federal agents today in Minneapolis, appears to have been a registered nurse, an athlete, a son and a brother, with ties to Colorado and Wisconsin.

Here is a photo he used for several accounts.

24.01.2026 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14964    ๐Ÿ” 6820    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 433    ๐Ÿ“Œ 550
A masked ICE officials with a 5 year old child

A masked ICE officials with a 5 year old child

This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars

22.01.2026 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25642    ๐Ÿ” 12126    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1421    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1216
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Sullivan Elementary โ€ข
10:30 AM โ€ข To: Sullivan Elementary
Hello Sullivan Families, we have learned that ICE is sending out flyers offering food support to families. For your safety, do not respond to these offers. If your family is in need of support, please contact the school and we will connect you with one of our School Social Workers. Thank you!

Announcements Sullivan Elementary โ€ข 10:30 AM โ€ข To: Sullivan Elementary Hello Sullivan Families, we have learned that ICE is sending out flyers offering food support to families. For your safety, do not respond to these offers. If your family is in need of support, please contact the school and we will connect you with one of our School Social Workers. Thank you!

There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains wonโ€™t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.

22.01.2026 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21267    ๐Ÿ” 8075    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 419    ๐Ÿ“Œ 575
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Youโ€™ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. Iโ€™m the Proof. What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.

A few months ago, ICE hired me

I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable

And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"

My latest for Slate

13.01.2026 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14768    ๐Ÿ” 5933    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 353    ๐Ÿ“Œ 730
McFarlane two-pack of Zatanna and Detective Chimp action figures

McFarlane two-pack of Zatanna and Detective Chimp action figures

e-girl and her podcaster boyfriend

09.01.2026 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This irrefutable evidence didn't come from professional journalists, but from citizens who showed up & recorded what our government would prefer remain unseen.

From Gaza to Minneapolis, this is why video documentation is treated as a threat: it makes their lies and cover-ups far harder to sustain.

08.01.2026 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 909    ๐Ÿ” 286    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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I really need help

24.12.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No Pumpkin give us taterpies - YouTube

I killed my Spotify this year because 1. they rob artists 2. they allow AI to rob artists 3. the founder dude is plowing the money he gets from us into WEAPONS. (google it)

So I have to rebuild my Christmas playlists over on YT. Still in progress but:

www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

25.12.2025 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My brother and his girlfriend surprised me with Christmas gifts.

25.12.2025 06:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screencap from the Ace Attorney HD collection of the "Almost Christmas means it wasn't Christmas!" poorly edited to read "Christmas means it was Christmas!"

A screencap from the Ace Attorney HD collection of the "Almost Christmas means it wasn't Christmas!" poorly edited to read "Christmas means it was Christmas!"

25.12.2025 06:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kamen Rider Wizard (2012)
Episode 16

25.12.2025 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1314    ๐Ÿ” 738    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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I really need help

24.12.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Evening sorted

21.12.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman leaning against a brick wall with ma written on the bottom right ALT: a woman leaning against a brick wall with ma written on the bottom right

I can hear my roommate watching the movie I recommended

17.12.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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