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Spare my feelings”

07.10.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was having the exact same thoughts last night. Why is it so hard to believe these things about yourself? Personally I readily believe every negative thought I’ve ever had about myself, but anything positive told to me by anyone else I think β€œwell that’s my friend/family. They have to be kind to

07.10.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love you brother

04.10.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello people of the earth. I won’t be able to afford my car insurance next week. It’s $175. I have $158 in my account. If you can help me out I’d really appreciate it. My cashapp is $malvarez88

02.10.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

02.10.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 20851    πŸ” 4789    πŸ’¬ 474    πŸ“Œ 168

Hello people of the earth. I won’t be able to afford my car insurance next week. It’s $175. I have $158 in my account. If you can help me out I’d really appreciate it. My cashapp is $malvarez88

02.10.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this administration is like shockingly hellbent on pissing off the military lol

02.10.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 304    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1
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Pete Hegseth is fβ€”king embarrassing SFGATE columnist Drew Magary on America's secretary of war.

Pete Hegseth, a born loser, gathered our top military officials yesterday to deliver one of the most embarassing speeches in history. I broke down some of the choicest passages from it, including his NO FATTIES edict. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

01.10.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 335    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 6

He died

02.10.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They need a few more rounds of seasoning, but I’m pretty happy with what I’ve done so far

30.09.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fascism has come to the united states

30.09.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2049    πŸ” 264    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 5

Same

30.09.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My mom gave me some cast iron skillets and a comal that belonged to my grandmother. I’ve been trying to restore them.

29.09.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a moment right at the end where it really feels like the camera is going to lift off the ground into a beautiful crane shot, that is cinema

29.09.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 344    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Losing my goddamned mind

26.09.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 442    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 13

Sama'a's cousin has been gravely injured by Israeli bombing and may die, straining both families even further. Please give what you can to help them weather this horror.

27.09.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey all, I still need to try to raise $800 by Sunday. Literally anything anyone can spare would be a huge help, even if it’s just sharing this when you see it to get more eyeballs on it.

Unrelated but happy Friday, go see One Battle After Another.

26.09.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To the surprise of no one the people who were the most obsessed with the genitals of trans children all turned out to have visited epstien island

26.09.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

I told you guys

17.06.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 12969    πŸ” 4613    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 39

The absolutely wild thing about getting into Ultraman is roughly once every 20 minutes seeing something insane that makes you realize β€œoh, this is where [some other formative scene or costume in other media] came from”

25.09.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 783    πŸ” 296    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 9

Writing ANTI-ICE on a bullet because you live in a Ben Garrison cartoon

24.09.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1167    πŸ” 116    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 7
24.09.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8340    πŸ” 1599    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 13

BTW @diabolikdvd.bsky.social has the new School in the Crosshairs blu-ray priced to move at $23.99! diabolikdvd.com/product/scho...

23.09.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you have two bucks to spare please throw it this way or hit the Repost button for me friends. They’re almost to $7k on the first day alone. Gracias!

23.09.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
23.09.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

turns out it's pretty hard to put an hour's worth of charlie kirk together and hold up the "he was not a white christian nationalist, actually" charade

20.09.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1196    πŸ” 323    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 8

another case of people reading a headline and either not reading or misreading an article. the actual reporting does not say anything like "all trans people are being classified as terrorists"

i understand why people are scared. i also feel like reading comprehension is at an all time low

19.09.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1474    πŸ” 253    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 27

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

19.09.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 27415    πŸ” 12653    πŸ’¬ 1706    πŸ“Œ 820
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I need a haircut

18.09.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and you people better bow down to it or it’s into the furnace with you

18.09.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

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