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Absolutely nothing about it is “shocking” unless you live under a rock. Nobody can afford to buy a house in this country right now unless they’ve been working and saving for decades and are a couple.

I really hope that you MF don’t nominate this MF because I have zero desire to vote for this MF.

Breaking News: Zohran Mamdani, a 34-year-old state lawmaker from Queens, will be the 111th mayor of New York. He will be the first Muslim to ever lead the city, as well as its first South Asian mayor and the youngest mayor in more than a century.
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Oh jeez. Who thought that was a good idea?

“Frozen Burrito Magnate”

I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them

Yeah. I wonder how that’ll go

Sports are great until your team loses the championship and you have to walk home from the bar all sad and shit, wearing those dumb clothes.

All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here

i haven't seen a capital one commercial in a while. maybe they could sneak one in between pitches here

Baseball gonna baseball

#WorldSeries

I dug the mariachi anthems for Dia De Los Muertos.

Both teams received warnings to clean up their language

I love how Dave Roberts keeps asking the reporters to repeat their questions because HE’S WATCHING THE FUCKING GAME

Why are we doing live interviews during play in a Game 7?

“Stuff keeps happening while we’re talking to the managers” OH REALLY

Oh my god end in-game interviews

I pay approximately $800 a month for the ESPN+/Disney+/Hulu bundle. Why the hell am I seeing ads while trying to watch Coco? How much money do I have to pay?

Guys, it’s too hard.

Treating the 2020 regular season as an anomaly makes perfect sense. But I think it’s reasonable to treat the 2020 World Series just as we would any other. It was weird, just like everything else about that year, but it was still a best-of-seven series to determine a Champion.

Kinda feels like the Blue Jays might not be all that overmatched, y’all.

#WorldSeries

These ChatGPT ads are bad. They are the functional equivalent of elevator music with a wall of text and by the time I realize there is text I just see the tail end of it and their logo.

They cannot possibly think I'm going to read a wall of tiny commercial text?

What the hell are these ChatGPT commercials!?! Why are you showing me a wall of small print and credits on a fucking commercial?

Farewell, citizen.

I will listen to Alice’s Restaurant every Thanksgiving in your honor. Thanks for the good vibes.

Americans are a miserable, overworked and unhealthy group of people. We’re all totally fucked.

Initial injury? Was there another? Did they drop him on the way to the hospital?

i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong

hooray for at least two more games of baseball

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Let’s fucking goooooo!!!!