Keith Newton

Heatwave, schmeetwave... When you need banana muffins, you need banana muffins 🥵

Le Grande McPresident

Triple chocolate and caramel muffins fresh from the oven 😋

Freshly baked Caramelised onion and cheese tartlets for a Sunday afternoon

My first tarte tatin!
Nailed it ❤️😛

I have a half dozen desert apples to use so naturally I have now purchased my first tarte tatin tin....
Watch this space 😋

Ok... Well this yeast is healthy 😂

✌🏻️

Finally used up the last of the frozen Christmas turkey 😂
Turkey, chorizo and butterbean stew for me... For weeks...

April 25th
It's not too hot and it's not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.
It really is the perfect date

Petition: Hold a referendum on re-joining the European Union I want the government to hold a referendum on whether the UK should Rejoin the European Union.

As a trade war begins & a new world order emerges, red lines from an advisory vote must be over turned. A new referendum is the way to do this if we want to forge a safer future for our country beside our friends and allies.
Please sign & share widely 👇🏻

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

SPACESHIIIIIIP!!

And now for something completely different...

Yep... If you look closely, you can just make out the cauliflower buried in that cheese 😋

Smells fishy....
😛

It is with the greatest sadnes and regret that we must announce US President Donald J Trump was found alive today in his Mar-a-Lago home.

Please watch for announcements in tomorrow's obituaries instead.

Quick Sunday afternoon cheese and chorizo muffins 😋

Sunday vegetable paella... With just the right amount of burned underneath 😁

'Sudden terminal concrete poisoning'

Huh. Bluesky doesn't let you edit a post after posting it.
How rustic.
Guess you're all gonna have to live with my spelling mistakes, clumsy typing and ill considered wording. Good luck! 🤣

When people try to tell you he didn't actually mean what he said what THEY mean is that he didn't actually mean to say it.

Then he'll find that all those unemployed poor people of colour will become a problem in need of a final solution

If you're not white, weathy and Christian you're not wanted in the US government or civil services anymore... I can't imagine what kind of government that will lead to... Any guesses?

I suspect people who's primary skill is making burritos would tell you it is

Anyone that tries to tell you it wasn't a Nazi salute you saw is really bad at gaslighting

What if.... It was all a what if 🤣

...Almost like the insurance industry foresaw the potential impact of climate change on their bottom line in advance