Matty Z

THEY ARE LITERALLY ADULTS

Nothing says "good morning" quite like listening to Toni Braxton's UNBREAK MY HEART while waiting for your STI tests in the waiting room

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#ILikeMe was exquisite. 😭 #JohnCandy

The members of the Knesset applauding this phony wannabe dictator are absolute clowns 🤡

Truly, getting older is the strangest experience one gets, a truly bizarre thing

I know

I realize now I mixed up AS GOOD AS IT GETS and SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My jealousy would fly me into a murderous rage

Jesus fucking Christ, when the revolution comes finally, I hope the fitness influencers are the first affected

Absolutely the most exhausting, insipid, vapid portion of the population

With two incomes, I could be half an amazing power couple, I'm just saying

Yeah, actually... fuck her, too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well, just about one year out from the elections in the States that likely won't happen at all, or will be entirely rigged.

Further, the chances I'll be able to vote from abroad are slim to none.

😭

Diane Keaton was a fucking icon

Apparently it's "cocktober" guys

Had very interesting conversation last night at the home of some friends about the Irish presidential election. These two (very smart) folks were speaking on how they will "spoil their vote," and I still just can't understand that. How will you ever get what you want by not voting for what you want?

This is my old neighborhood in Chicago. To see what's happening legit made me weep. I hate everything. 😭

CHICAGO — WGN News editor/producer Debbie Brockman grabbed by Trump’s ICE goons.. who then intentionally ram a bystander’s car as they peel away.

More: www.fox32chicago.com/news/wgn-new...

Hope everyone is having a great day living on the brink of societal collapse

The likelihood "peace" between Israel and Palestine lasts is... not high. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Honestly, I'm tired of Netanyahu. I'm tired of Hamas. I'm tired of Trump pretending he cares about anything but the fucking real estate Gaza is about to become. All of it is rather hopeless. No one has a damn clue.

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We’re grown, gay, & trick-or-treating with attitude.
Samhain! Murder! HALLOWEEN III! GOOSEBUMPS! And yes—Is this candy queer? 🍬✨

Listen now... or else! 💀
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#FriGayThe13th #Halloween2025 #QueerHorror #WeAreTheWeirdos

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

What does this even mean?

xoxo

My seasonal depression has rung me up early this year, cool cool

Btw fuck this turd, too

If Jim Gavin dropping is the biggest controversy of this election in Ireland... my Lord, what a blessed place we live in. Compared to my last political home? This is boring 😂

I don't know who your social media manager is, but y'all should seriously consider staggering your posts. I am very close to unfollowing your account because my feed becomes nothing but posts from Irish Times. Use your automation tools better, or find a new strategy.

Cheering up by going to see a film about nuclear war, should be good #AHouseOfDynamite

Every cooking video now is SLAM SLICE SLAM SLICE make it end