🪷 Adlerteuthis

Nathan Fielder.

We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president.

Scene from the 2000 movie "The Grinch", featuring Jim Carrey as the Grinch, in a fuzzy brown robe and an exaggerated mask resembling a Who. Whos can be seen walking in the background.

Finally remembered what labubus reminded me of.

If you can send me a good email, I'll get you connected with her!!

I can get you connected with her if you can send me a good email!

If you'd like to talk to her about it, send me a good email and I'll get you connected!!

If you can send me your email I'll get you in touch with her!

Hey! That is awesome -- would you mind sharing an email with me?

If you know anyone who might be interested/have input or experience to share with her, reach out to me here!

(Start ups are hard, and she's working her booty off -- any help is much appreciated 💛)

Yo,
Anyone here brew their own beer, or work at a brewery?
Or is anyone an avid aquarist?

My coworker is working on a startup chemistry company and is looking to talk to some people about a new and incredibly simple way to test water quality, using nothing but a few drops of water and a camera.

his misery tastes like fine European chocolate

Today, our staff across the state supported #NoKingsDay protests in Tallahassee, Ft. Myers, West Palm Beach, Pensacola, Miami, Ft. Lauderdale, St. Pete, and Orlando.

The Founders said no to monarchy, and we intend to keep it that way! #NoKingsProtest

The moon is quite beautiful.

If the Pope's a real one he'll pop a Chicago dog right there in the Vatican.

My middle school librarian was one of my favorite people in the world, although I'm not sure she ever knew it. Congrats and enjoy this new, wonderful adventure :)

Applied for my passport and finished my third-to-last semester today. The job hunt is about to extend by.... A few miles....

Meow reveal: Scooter edition

(Video description: a small black kitten with paralyzed hind legs sits sideways and purrs loudly, looking up at the camera to “Eh” several times).

A tumbler with a chickadee & berry pattern

A bowl with a sgraffito strawberry pattern with gold lustre strawberry flowers.

A bee and dot vase with a gold lustre rim

A vase with peach roses, modeled on the rose bush in that grows along the ancient fence line in our yard.

A quick reminder that if you're at a loss for gift ideas for mother's day (even for yourself) my partner in crime has a number of lovely ceramic pieces available here. All hand crafted individually with a variety of techniques.
charliecummingsgallery.com/represented-...

Trump to rename San Andreas Fault Joe Biden’s Fault

😂😂😂😂😂

I think we were at a museum? I vaguely remember dinosaur skeletons..

I had a dream that night that we were hanging out too!!! I can't remember where, though! 🥹💛

But maybe we wouldn't be friends if you'd made those decisions :'(

Aerosmith and Cheap Trick. The bass for Cheap Trick was turned up so loud I almost barfed, had to sit through the entire opener.

linkedin post screenshot: Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally) Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

Beware Nazis attacking universities to stifle eduction in the name of antisemitism.

🚨 A reminder that HANDSOME comes with LIFETIME veterinary care, food, and litter paid. 🚨

This FeLV+ gentle giant has waited 16 months for a home. He talks, cuddles, flops around, and in general is the PERFECT cat.

PLEASE share help us find Handsome a forever home!

Might legitimately have to leave the country if I want a chemistry job that isn't in gas & oil, plastics production, or "national security" (bomb development and monitoring nuclear programs in other countries).