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Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen

@fruan.bsky.social

He/Him/They Useless lump somewhere in the vicinity of Ōtautahi/Christchurch, New Zealand. Mastodon's premiere Magic: The Gathering shitposter (prove me wrong) - kind.social/@Fruan

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My first guess is Sephiroth/Cloud

22.02.2026 05:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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BraveNewFaves - Twitch Showcasing new independent music, every Saturday at 9:30pm PT.

Time for my weekly music stream! Time to go digging in the archives for some old classics!

Twitch.tv/bravenewfaves

22.02.2026 05:27 — 👍 32    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 1

Reasonable! You're a much better comedian than I am!

21.02.2026 06:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Would you say you're chewing on your qud?

21.02.2026 06:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don't even think it's the most acquired taste amongst normal stereotypical pizza toppings. I'm not even sure it's second.

21.02.2026 06:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Reversing Decklist Display Changes An update from Wizards of the Coast regarding Magic Online decklist changes.

#TheyReleasedTheDecklists!
www.mtgo.com/news/reversi...

20.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 194    🔁 39    💬 16    📌 11

I'm going to wager that The Discourse around Star Trek is going to be even more vapid and exhausting than around Marvel.

20.02.2026 05:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Fireshoes has been a pillar of the online Magic community for years, but I didn't realize my respect for him could go higher. Changing the way he reports on MTGO standings to protest the changes to decklist publications is an incredible move. Bravo.

#ReleaseTheDecklists #ThereIsMoreThanTop8

20.02.2026 03:23 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

anyway it's been a second so can i get a hearty

Fuck ICE
Abolish ICE
Prosecute ICE
Guarantee the fucking safety and safe return of anyone ICE has unlawfully detained

and a big fuckin

May all of ICE rot in hell

chat?

20.02.2026 03:14 — 👍 501    🔁 143    💬 56    📌 5

This is why I got to play a Pro Tour. I reached out to the player who was messing around with Tree of Perdition on MTGO and the rest is history.

19.02.2026 01:45 — 👍 61    🔁 14    💬 1    📌 0

die hard is a metroidvania

19.02.2026 01:39 — 👍 597    🔁 124    💬 40    📌 23

You're almost certainly going to have to run three colours, more than half the cards in your deck are going to have double coloured pips, and your removal is going to either rule or be non-existent. This is the greatest format of all time.

18.02.2026 04:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We've reached a weird era in human history where we have this web of institutions we call the "tech industry", and they don't produce technology, they produce *business models*.

18.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 113    🔁 20    💬 3    📌 0

Currently mansplaining my manspreading to my manscaper.

17.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 15    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

Lord Byron: Tell us a scary story Mary!
Mary: what if a cool strong guy came to kick your ass

16.02.2026 06:01 — 👍 158    🔁 23    💬 1    📌 1

Is the rule "Don't trip the sensors" or "Don't touch the rock?"

16.02.2026 05:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think they're made of chocolate in the same way we're made of meat - All sorts of specialized organs made from different types of chocolate.

16.02.2026 04:28 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

'Mumps' too, for that matter.

16.02.2026 01:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've always suspected at least part of the problem with vax deniers is that the word 'Measles' sounds like a harmless and incompetent baddie from a children's story, and not one of the most horrific ways to die you can imagine.

16.02.2026 01:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
the magic card Instant Ramen

the magic card Instant Ramen

Nissin Cup Noodles, available 2 for $1.00

Nissin Cup Noodles, available 2 for $1.00

Ixalan Treasure token

Ixalan Treasure token

Emrakul, the Aeons Torn

Emrakul, the Aeons Torn

given that Instant Ramen is a 2 mana artifact, and the specific ramen’s price in our world is $.50, we can surmise the value of treasure in the Magic: the Gathering universe is $.25, which means one can summon Emrakul for only $3.75.

09.02.2026 00:49 — 👍 109    🔁 34    💬 4    📌 3

It is literally impossible to get me to shut up about it.

15.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YES

14.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For Valentine’s Day I got you this absolutely insane 20 minutes of comedy.

This is LRR’s answer to a british panel show!

14.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 133    🔁 14    💬 4    📌 0

Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"

12.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 8327    🔁 2549    💬 0    📌 151

Bracket 4 wants to play a game of Magic, and will try to win. Bracket 5 wants to win a game of Magic, and doesn't care who gets to play.

13.02.2026 00:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I vote we give radley the power to reshape reality - living in the radley-verse has to be better than what we've got currently.

12.02.2026 03:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love watching online transphobes clocking that I'm fruity & calling me "it" as an insult; then suddenly clutching their pearls, acting as if "it" is an appalling thing to use in reference to a person, when they discover I actually prefer that pronoun.

10.02.2026 23:29 — 👍 525    🔁 34    💬 12    📌 0
Fozzie Bear 

Kudo, King Among Bears
Legendary Creature - Bear
Other creatures have base power and toughness 2/2 and are Bears in addition to their other types.
You're a bear now, isn't it unbearable? Wocka Wocka!
2/2
R 0192
MH3 • EN • EKATERINA BURMAK
™ & © 2024 Wizards of the Coast

Fozzie Bear Kudo, King Among Bears Legendary Creature - Bear Other creatures have base power and toughness 2/2 and are Bears in addition to their other types. You're a bear now, isn't it unbearable? Wocka Wocka! 2/2 R 0192 MH3 • EN • EKATERINA BURMAK ™ & © 2024 Wizards of the Coast

For your consideration

10.02.2026 05:41 — 👍 52    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

this better be EXPLICITLY CANON in secrets of strixhaven im so serious

10.02.2026 04:50 — 👍 25    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 1

If Squen and Cragg just go on a shelf somewhere I'm gonna be sad.

10.02.2026 04:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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