My first guess is Sephiroth/Cloud
22.02.2026 05:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@fruan.bsky.social
He/Him/They Useless lump somewhere in the vicinity of Ōtautahi/Christchurch, New Zealand. Mastodon's premiere Magic: The Gathering shitposter (prove me wrong) - kind.social/@Fruan
My first guess is Sephiroth/Cloud
22.02.2026 05:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Time for my weekly music stream! Time to go digging in the archives for some old classics!
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Reasonable! You're a much better comedian than I am!
21.02.2026 06:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Would you say you're chewing on your qud?
21.02.2026 06:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don't even think it's the most acquired taste amongst normal stereotypical pizza toppings. I'm not even sure it's second.
21.02.2026 06:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#TheyReleasedTheDecklists!
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I'm going to wager that The Discourse around Star Trek is going to be even more vapid and exhausting than around Marvel.
20.02.2026 05:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Fireshoes has been a pillar of the online Magic community for years, but I didn't realize my respect for him could go higher. Changing the way he reports on MTGO standings to protest the changes to decklist publications is an incredible move. Bravo.
#ReleaseTheDecklists #ThereIsMoreThanTop8
anyway it's been a second so can i get a hearty
Fuck ICE
Abolish ICE
Prosecute ICE
Guarantee the fucking safety and safe return of anyone ICE has unlawfully detained
and a big fuckin
May all of ICE rot in hell
chat?
This is why I got to play a Pro Tour. I reached out to the player who was messing around with Tree of Perdition on MTGO and the rest is history.
19.02.2026 01:45 — 👍 61 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0die hard is a metroidvania
19.02.2026 01:39 — 👍 597 🔁 124 💬 40 📌 23You're almost certainly going to have to run three colours, more than half the cards in your deck are going to have double coloured pips, and your removal is going to either rule or be non-existent. This is the greatest format of all time.
18.02.2026 04:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We've reached a weird era in human history where we have this web of institutions we call the "tech industry", and they don't produce technology, they produce *business models*.
18.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 113 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 0Currently mansplaining my manspreading to my manscaper.
17.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0Lord Byron: Tell us a scary story Mary!
Mary: what if a cool strong guy came to kick your ass
Is the rule "Don't trip the sensors" or "Don't touch the rock?"
16.02.2026 05:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think they're made of chocolate in the same way we're made of meat - All sorts of specialized organs made from different types of chocolate.
16.02.2026 04:28 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0'Mumps' too, for that matter.
16.02.2026 01:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've always suspected at least part of the problem with vax deniers is that the word 'Measles' sounds like a harmless and incompetent baddie from a children's story, and not one of the most horrific ways to die you can imagine.
16.02.2026 01:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the magic card Instant Ramen
Nissin Cup Noodles, available 2 for $1.00
Ixalan Treasure token
Emrakul, the Aeons Torn
given that Instant Ramen is a 2 mana artifact, and the specific ramen’s price in our world is $.50, we can surmise the value of treasure in the Magic: the Gathering universe is $.25, which means one can summon Emrakul for only $3.75.
09.02.2026 00:49 — 👍 109 🔁 34 💬 4 📌 3It is literally impossible to get me to shut up about it.
15.02.2026 01:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0YES
14.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For Valentine’s Day I got you this absolutely insane 20 minutes of comedy.
This is LRR’s answer to a british panel show!
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
12.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 8327 🔁 2549 💬 0 📌 151Bracket 4 wants to play a game of Magic, and will try to win. Bracket 5 wants to win a game of Magic, and doesn't care who gets to play.
13.02.2026 00:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I vote we give radley the power to reshape reality - living in the radley-verse has to be better than what we've got currently.
12.02.2026 03:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love watching online transphobes clocking that I'm fruity & calling me "it" as an insult; then suddenly clutching their pearls, acting as if "it" is an appalling thing to use in reference to a person, when they discover I actually prefer that pronoun.
10.02.2026 23:29 — 👍 525 🔁 34 💬 12 📌 0Fozzie Bear Kudo, King Among Bears Legendary Creature - Bear Other creatures have base power and toughness 2/2 and are Bears in addition to their other types. You're a bear now, isn't it unbearable? Wocka Wocka! 2/2 R 0192 MH3 • EN • EKATERINA BURMAK ™ & © 2024 Wizards of the Coast
For your consideration
10.02.2026 05:41 — 👍 52 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0this better be EXPLICITLY CANON in secrets of strixhaven im so serious
10.02.2026 04:50 — 👍 25 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 1If Squen and Cragg just go on a shelf somewhere I'm gonna be sad.
10.02.2026 04:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0