Kaz Somers

Sometimes the most obvious clip is obvious for a reason.

oh wow, that’s totally different than my experience. the demons who came out when I solved the puzzle box were basically all-in on pleasure. not so much the chains and mutilation

Reporting from post-apocalyptic Portland:

Every garbage can will dispense a whole rotisserie chicken when punched.

The buildings perpetually on fire continue to have floating Go signs to the right.

My neighbour is on the last of his nine life bars and he is redder and moving faster than usual.

(solemnly) You've had mail.

new recession indicator just dropped

All the time! I wouldn’t recommend anything too twitchy, but it can make the miles fly by. My go-tos lately have been Deep Rock Survivor (Steam Deck) and Mario Picross (NSO), which both have runs that typically last ~1-2 miles.

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (2008)

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Back-In Parkers: Society’s True Menace Dude, you’re not in the Secret Service. You’re at Jamba Juice.

I wrote about people who back into parking spots and why they must be stopped. Also the AARP gives some hilarious advice on how you should park. thebarbedwire.com/2025/05/05/b...

everybody on the timeline rn

anyhow about every five years i see well-meaning folks try to reinvent the video game magazine and it basically plays out like this

In response to the Polygon and Giant Bomb news, I created an indie and worker-owned games media starter pack.

I’ll keep adding to it, so suggestions and recommendations are greatly appreciated. Please share!

Opening scrawl of Star Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Menace reading: Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.

uh oh

Congratulations, very cool!

"Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies HQ Project v2024.torrent"

Might rent a golf cart so I can do my own version of these

'Did you even say thank you?'

"I just want to be clear about what's going on here."
- @warren.senate.gov

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIHN...

More on the LA county outskirts, but the Fullerton / Buena Park / La Mirada area has lots of great options for both. Rent is more affordable than LA proper, LA is still commutable, and added perk is that Disneyland is only ~10-15 mins away in case someone were hypothetically getting an annual pass 👀

wait holy shit

Me: “I’m nearly finished with Tears of the Kingdom’s story, I should just wrap it up…”

Also me: *Spends the last 7 hours of play sessions exploring the Depths*