A hanging banner spelling out “PLEASE LEAVE BY 8”

Went to a party hosted by an absolute icon

GAME OVER.

I just find everything feels a bit better when I watch this.

34-Year-Old Asks For Big Piece

34-Year-Old Asks For Big Piece theonion.com/34-year...

Your Prime Day reminder that half of Amazon warehouse workers struggle with food & housing costs.

A third have had to rely on government assistance like SNAP — which is about to get cut.

If Bezos can spend $50M on a wedding, Amazon can afford to treat its workers with dignity.

CCTV released by a museum in Verona, Italy, shows a tourist breaking a crystal-covered chair, which was inspired by Vincent Van Gogh's painting "Van Gogh's Chair." Palazzo Maffei told CNN the April incident was reported and the identities of those involved are not currently known. cnn.it/43YeJS8

Ben Affleck holding an iced coffee

Gearing up for “Ben Affleck Summer” where I wear way too many layers and let a giant iced coffee drag me around from shady spot to shady spot while I try not to cry

Chorionic villus sampling (CVS) through the abdominal wall during the first trimester. It was so painful I legitimately couldn’t believe that it was done without any sort of anesthesia, they literally strapped me to the table. “You’ll just feel a pinch”…yeah ok.

Pope Francis Dies Rather Than Spend Any More Time With JD Vance The Holy See Press Office announced that Pope Francis chose the calming embrace of death rather than experience any additional time spent on this Earthly plane of existence in the presence of United S...

Pope Francis Dies Rather Than Spend Any More Time With JD Vance

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Watch as a herd of elephants at the San Diego Zoo protect their calves, Mkhaya and Zuli, during a 5.2-magnitude earthquake that shook Southern California. The animals repeated the behavior during an aftershock, but went back to their daily routines when the situation seemed safe. nyti.ms/3Eo2uW8

We did the Oregon coast (Astoria and Cannon Beach) from Seattle and it was beyond beautiful and a very cool trip! It’s a 3ish hour drive.

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.

Hard mode: No villains

Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell

Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell
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Next Prime Minister to be much less handsome, confirms Canada Canada has today confirmed their next prime minister won’t be nearly as handsome as the outgoing Justin Trudeau.

NEWS! Next Prime Minister to be much less handsome, confirms Canada

Healthcare workers:

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We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

who has two thumbs and is never posting on x again?

this God 👍😇👍

Well, now I know we made the right decisions