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Developer of black and white games that hate you. Freelancer. https://caladrius.itch.io/ https://caladrius.carrd.co/ pfp by @nucleose.bsky.social

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13.08.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Morgan: Metal Detective Is a Cornish Coming of Age Tale Out Soon Reunite residents across the Cornish island of Glasden.

Morgan: Metal Detective is a coming of age tale where you go treasure hunting across a Cornish island, launching this week on most platforms.

28.07.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah maybe Itch didn't have a choice but it's fucking awful optics that there's a cryptofascist game jam happily running on there while this is all going on

24.07.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i am very late but i'm happy to announce that "studio system : guardian angel" has sold 5,000 units!! this is such an insane milestone for a game with zero marketing (on my part) or overall budget. all i can say is thank you very much, and here's hoping we'll reach 10k!!

21.07.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 110    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look thereโ€™s fascinating discourse to be had about legacy RPG series and their playerbases skewing old, but I think the funniest point here is that, based on the male:female ratio and average age, Northernlion is the statistically average Uma Musume player

19.07.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 349    ๐Ÿ” 143    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

It's nonbinary day, so please check out some games from your local agender gremlin (who needs a bunch of money for necessary dental work)

15.07.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wouldn't have a career without Red Blob Games

13.07.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seconding this for code, design, and miscellaneous

13.07.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why Phasmophobia lost me the moment it added in progression

10.07.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, bye then. I guess I'm being forced to finally fix my relationship with social media lmao

10.07.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We don't even have nationalised water

10.07.2025 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fire away

05.07.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A bunch of grown adults playing pretend professional on the internet that can't regulate their own emotions enough to simply say "I believe you are wrong and here is why"

03.07.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really disappointing how much of the old pre-Musk Twitter culture made it over here. Not to throw my hat in the ring, but damn, some of the least charitable takes I have ever seen on someone's throwaway comment, and dressing that up in "we're all in this together" doesn't lessen the harm being done.

03.07.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Roguelike Celebration 2025 Call for Proposals Give a digital talk at the Roguelike Celebration on October 25th-26th 2025! Event info: https://roguelike.club/. We'll be hosting an online livestream during the Celebration. You'll have the option o...

You're way down in the depths of a dungeon, hacking and slashing with aplomb, only to look up and realize you're going to starve in three turns.

But wait! What's that? A food ration?! You're saved!

The 2025 Celebration's Call for Proposals has been extended to July 20th! forms.gle/xcJjpvJybkss...

28.06.2025 05:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been rumbled

17.06.2025 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alien and Starship Troopers but I think he maybe should've waited until I wasn't literally 5 years old. I do appreciate how formative they were though

16.06.2025 08:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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here's that leftist andrew tate you ordered

13.06.2025 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 626    ๐Ÿ” 124    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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The Undying Sea on Steam The Undying Sea is a first-person exploration title about dealing with death, exploring a city in decline, and reaching out a hand to those who need it on a long-decaying oceanic city filled with once...

Hi there folks! My upcoming game, The Undying Sea, has gone up for wishlisting on Steam this morning!

I'm a bundle of nerves as it's my first major release, but if you like moody exploration experiences you should check it out!

store.steampowered.com/app/3797040/...

10.06.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

han solo actually got his name by working on a game with 81 contractors

07.06.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 982    ๐Ÿ” 119    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Graphic with a grey background and various geometric and gaming icons on the side. There is large text in the centre that reads โ€œFunding Announcement! We want to send a disabled dev or creator to Develop Brighton and it could be you!โ€

Graphic with a grey background and various geometric and gaming icons on the side. There is large text in the centre that reads โ€œFunding Announcement! We want to send a disabled dev or creator to Develop Brighton and it could be you!โ€

Graphic with a grey background and various geometric and gaming icons on the side. There is large text in the centre that reads โ€œTo qualify for funding you must: 

Must identify as disabled
Be travelling from within England, Wales or
Scotland
Commit to open and clear communication with staff from NWU
May only be used for travel via train, taxi, Uber, bus or petrol for personal vehicles
Secure your own ticket for
Develop:Conference and provide evidence of claiming your ticket โ€œ

Graphic with a grey background and various geometric and gaming icons on the side. There is large text in the centre that reads โ€œTo qualify for funding you must: Must identify as disabled Be travelling from within England, Wales or Scotland Commit to open and clear communication with staff from NWU May only be used for travel via train, taxi, Uber, bus or petrol for personal vehicles Secure your own ticket for Develop:Conference and provide evidence of claiming your ticket โ€œ

Graphic with a grey background and various geometric and gaming icons on the side. There is large text in the centre that reads โ€œplease see full list of rules on the application pageโ€.

Graphic with a grey background and various geometric and gaming icons on the side. There is large text in the centre that reads โ€œplease see full list of rules on the application pageโ€.

โœจAPPLICATIONS FOR FUNDING OPENโœจ

We want to send a disabled dev, professional or creator to @developconference.com !

We want to cover travel and accommodation, and you can apply right now:

www.nothingwithoutus.co.uk/travel-funding

06.06.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

The best part of getting older is feeling more ordinary and things that felt like the biggest deal in the world a few years back just being laughable now.

29.05.2025 10:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Revealed! #UnseenDiplomacy2 !
The INCREDIBLE real-life #VR obstacle course in your living room
Wishlist and store links โžก๏ธ unseendiplomacy2.com
For #MetaQuest & #SteamVR
Follow us for more! #GameDev #IndieDev

27.05.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Really excited for "Nooooo you have to tactical vote Labour to stop Reform getting in" in 2029

20.05.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We are exhausted."

You're free to take the boot off our necks any time you want, nobody's forcing you to keep it there against your will, sorry if the squirming is a little uncomfortable underfoot but it's entirely in your power to stop any time you want; a luxury you do not afford your victims.

19.05.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2099    ๐Ÿ” 627    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Stumbled upon a wild conspiracy rabbithole about Expedition 33 and nothing is funnier to me than the idea that the big bad freemasons pulling the strings behind the scenes are really big Final Fantasy fans.

Might incorporate that one into my world view for fun

19.05.2025 08:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Neelix's Scratch N Sniff Recipes
YouTube video by The Infinite Review Neelix's Scratch N Sniff Recipes

Everyone worked real hard on this one, and I'm really happy with how it turned out, so I'm just gonna be honest and say I hope more people watch it. youtube.com/watch?v=yNHBWQ02FNU

16.05.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 206    ๐Ÿ” 51    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is in the unenviable position of being basically as good as people say, but a lot of those same people are incapable of talking about it without reinforcing long-held industry-wide xenophobia

16.05.2025 09:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This post remains ever-green.

05.05.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5156    ๐Ÿ” 2158    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

It's important to keep up with LinkedIn so you know which conventional wisdom you should be ignoring

14.05.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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