Dorsal

generally speaking, people should be eating way more candy than they do. next time you find yourself reaching for fresh produce at the grocery store, consider a bag of candy instead

this is a known bald man

sorry did u say something

im gonna do it

wanna hang out tomorrow

manifesting better genetics by wearing a uranium crystal necklace

gone too late <3

i love that this clip was enough to get the first guy to delete their post

i should fly to the midwest instead. all my friends live there

yes. i want this.

dont we all

and plenty beloved low level teams aswell.

I get that they need someone to blame but... well how was i supposed to know that mixing bleach with mustard gas would be so hazardous??

just read the word "humanonormativity" with my own two eyeballs and i would say that the internet should be erased if it werent an ACTUAL SOCIOLOGIST that said it.

Yeah, my discord has a vent channel. Every day one member is randomly assigned to be Gordon and the rest of us @ them with pictures of headcrabs in there. If they don't respond with :crowbar: within 20 seconds we ban them.

recessional drive

wanna hang out tomorrow

holly might suck sauce

I be running after women like wiley coyote be running to a painting of a tunnel on a cliff

theres something magical about ur art that i do not see anywhere else. idk what it is but its just so cozy and gives a strangely familiar and real feeling every time. the colors, facial expressions, postures, backgrounds all just kinda work in my brain i love it. om nom nom

taking it a little far there...

no dont discard that draft KILL IT. KILL IT. KILL IT. KILL IT. KILL IT. KILL

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me when im a horse in my prime: its my hayday

island you've never heard of. I know what you're thinking but no, the AC costs meant nothing to me. By the end? The house was repo'd by the IRS and a hitman has been chasing me around the world ever since. Last I heard Andrew Cuomo bought the property with his Israel money. Stay in school.

be careful. I was in a similar situation with my cryptocurrency that generated and serialized a unique message from Larry Fink that praised the token owner by name. Just buying a few would get most people to climax so at its peak I had a house that stood on stilts over a lava lake on a hawaiian

getting stupider i hope

funky little mushroom guy commenting on a popular art tiktok post: shmeep and shmaw