Moose

A door wedge with the name “Hodor” engraved into it.

Found in my brother’s house and I’m upset.

Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show.

Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,

Mar🐫

Yes, this is how you fight, Governor!

Let me repeat it! 👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾👇🏼👇🏽

You couldn't be more right!

Infuriating that the media jumps on the bandwagon attacking the Dems with “what’s the plan to prevent” this crap from happening, but never do they say the Reps should just stop doing the crap!

On par with attacking the whistleblower

On par with blaming the victims

It kills me to see how much being a complete fucking dumbass pays off in this country. We live in a truly miserable timeline.

The government thinks it can just erase a section of the fucking constitution without the people noticing, and then has the balls to try and gaslight us into thinking it was just a simple "coding error" when they get rightfully called out for it.

We The People are not buying it.

#Constitution

Release the Epstein Files and throw this miserable piece of shit in prison for the rest of his life.

My very first thought 😮‍💨

I am aware of reports that threats were made against Texas elected officials in our state.

Threats of violence will be investigated and those responsible will be held accountable.

I have instructed @ilstatepolice.bsky.social to ensure we maintain public safety.

What a coincidental coding error lmao

Why couldn't he just meander off the goddamn roof

if the hardcore drummer looks like this you know you're dying in that pit

For my 2026 New Years resolution I'm not going to set any goals so that way I can have an extremely accomplished year with zero crushing disappointments 🤙

It'd be a great day to release the Trumpstein files.

Absolutely cooked his fuckin ass. 10/10 no notes 🤌🤌

Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "You’re a menswear writer. You don’t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about “men’s fashion."" I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?" Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?" I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

"stick to menswear"

My profound thanks to Rev. Stephen A. Green and the Greater Allen AME for the honor of addressing their beautiful congregation in Jamaica, Queens this morning.

It’s cool how every Republican president’s second term is a series of life-changing catastrophes. I personally love living through those

I couldn't agree more. Play as dirty or even dirtier than they are because they will NEVER play by the rules while always expecting us to and it's the only way we take back control from maga.

Detroit Style Pizza is elite.

she is right

Can't wait to wake up to the good news one day.

Unlike Trump, math and numbers don't lie. He's the biggest failure to ever exist, and is amongst the top of the shittiest humans in world history.

Fuck Trump.

How screwed are we as a country that I would happily have George W. Bush back as president right now for 2 terms if it meant that Trump and maga fucked off forever?

It's unbelievably frustrating, and the worst part is that the people who need to listen the most are the ones who will ignore the hardest

Turns out there was a brain cell that was kept in hibernation

Ahem,

📣 UHHH YEAH NO FUCKING SHIT DUDE