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Hmm. I guess if this President can have the navy bomb small fishing boats in the Caribbean and claim "National Security," I guess the next President could do the same to super-yatchs. Interesting.

He can't eat out in public or else people would see him lift that human mask and vomit digestive acid into his food from between his mandibles.

Image of speed talker John Moschitta for those old FedEx TV ads.

Two drinks: a Dr. Fink and a Hurricaine

A tike bar display with skulls

Celebrating my birthday at Hugman's Oasis Tiki Bar in San Antonio.

Thanks, Nick!

Holy Crap! In 94 degree weather, the San Antonio No Kings march was HUGE!

Had 5 too many rye old fashions with some guy named Teddy at the Menger Bar in San Antonio, and now find myself with a horse on a boat to Cuba. Keep being told I'm a "Rough Rider" now. WTF?

🎶Deep in the Heart of Texas🎶

Yesterday at the Majestic Theatre San Antonio to see Lyle Lovett and His Large Band. It was a great show

Treasury Plans to Mint $1 Commemorative Trump Coin

Cuz nothing celebrates 250 years since the founding of our democracy than by putting the image of the dictator who is trying to end it our democracy on our currency. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/03/b...

Just finished reading #5. This series continues to be amazing.

Probably would need to hop on Doctor Que's Tardis.

Did he tell the Generals and Admirals how is own "personal Vietnam" was not getting STDs in the 1980s? And how he lost that war too at the Battle of Syphillis?

And serve that jail time at "Alligator Alcatraz."

Perhaps the Rapture did take place this week and not a single person on Earth was worthy of being taken straight to heaven.

Much safer to eat your breakfast grapes in wine form.

Local Hero.

Nightswiming.

I was having a good Saturday until the mail arrived with this: a #vinylrecord that a seller on #Amazon thought would be just fine shipping in a flattened and taped priority box. No extra support. Didn't even write "FRAGILE." Brand new record is BENT. Now I have to ship it back to get a refund

That's a lot of kompromat if it took Putin almost three hours to tell President Cheeto about it.

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HA! Beat that!

He's very busy building a ballroom, gilting a bunch of knick-knacks, planting giant tapered flagpoles, and rage tweeting. No time for doing the actual job.

Bike.

Christopher Reeves is still the best Batman. No Question.

Congrats on 25 years as a published author!

Yay! My local independent bookstore just got in my order of @nicholaskaufmann.bsky.social new collection of stories, MONUMENTS IN DARKNESS from Hippocampus Press!

Cats in eating formation.

Banner: "That's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry."

Just went analog, and Pete Townsend gets the honor of the first spin. Damn that sounds good.