Hyrule Royalty👑

I always look forward to your snaps even though we are thousands of miles apart✨🌹

Rita has to be my favorite villain. She’s fabulous 🤣

McDonald's Monopoly is back, which means I get to practice the delicate art of peeling game pieces off wrappers in my car like a raccoon, all while contemplating my life choices. Just remember: You can't win if you don't play... and you also can't win if you do play. #mcdonalds #monopoly #mcopoly

A picture of me bent over showing my hole in the mirror. I’m wearing a pink and white striped jockstrap.

Now let me get in front of you and get that train started✨

I feel like almost every guy I see on here is located in the PNW…. maybe it’s time to get tf out of Alabama!

When it’s correct, it’s correct✨😘

CUTIESSSS!!!✨✨

Lift me?✨

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Both photos are really stunning✨ 10s across the board!

The whole thing is soooo good, but that’s one of my favs for sure!

STOP IT🤣😭

God I gotta get out of the countryside!

I don’t know how people sleep with clothes on! I can’t do it!

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Those nip bars make perfect play things 👅✨

We can alternate between the two✨

A picture of me standing in the mirror in a pink and white striped jockstrap. You can see a red armchair in the background and the walls are Elpheba green.

A picture of me on my knees bent over in the mirror in a pink and white striped jockstrap showing off my ass and my hole. You can see a red armchair in the background and the walls are Elpheba green.

Which side do you prefer, the front or back? #jocktober #pastelprincess #booty #bulge #gay #nsfw #lickme

I like the way they fit that 🍑! the front is just as nice🔥✨

My husband @cornbreadfedbooty.bsky.social is the fucking BEST!! I can’t wait to get into it!😍
#ps5 #specialedition #ghostofyōtei

Fair enough! Bull nuts are the best to lick on👅

Those balls look extra big in those👅😍

A tattoo of the outline of a cat with “karma” integrated into the cats shape

✨Sweet like honey, karma is a cat
Purring in my lap 'cause it loves me
Flexing like a goddamn acrobat
Me and karma vibe like that✨
#karma #swiftieforever #taylorswift

BRB, I’m entering my showgirl era!✨
#thelifeofashowgirl

Does this mean I get a free moustache ride now?🧐

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Oh, if only you were down in Alabama!✨

The newest I’ve added to the collection✨

Kandy Muse could NEVAAAA✨

What a nice talent to show off ✨

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So talented!✨

😮‍💨 All that fur makes my knees weak