Plain Loser

Lol! Come grab it

Don't get excited, that's just my hand.

Would literally kill to look like you.

I want to Layander 🥺

Oof.

*great, UGH

As someone with thinning hair, male pattern baldness and a high forehead, I found Greta relief when I went ahead and shaved my head.

Happy birthday! 🎂

It's ok, I forgive you all.

Had to undress myself for a shower. 😤

OH! That isn't really what (most) folk on the show are like, tbf! (But true of many Brits...)

Oh wow!

We've had 2 roofers, on separate jobs on our house, both studs. What's the deal?

Hopefully, the week will reach a climax.

Was meant to be sluttily pulling down my underwear but you can't even tell my hand is on the waistband 💀

I 100% support this decision. You can learn Spanish.

(And honestly, I'm thinking more and more about going there, or France.)

Blue balls Monday

Um— 🥵

Yes, I want the House Tour.

Watching "A Place in the Sun"*

*Lee Juggernauth's delicious pecs in his coquettishly open shirts

Yeah, I never had anyone staring. 😬
What a shame! Hope you find better ones. We only used them rurally, where there didn't seem to be concern about tattoos (my husband never even had to cover his).

Jaysus. It's like AI or something. 🥹💖

Ooo, this style

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Tough. 🥲

It's... quite devastating.

Aw no, why? I'm trying to leave Instagram coz of evil Meta.

This sounds very pleasant 🥹

Ha!

Happy birthday, stud! 🎂🎁🎈🥳