The Colgate Comedy Hour

lol everyone is so stupid. Just the dumbest people alive.

But by all means, keep giving him more judge appointments.

Is there any one of you who isn't absolutely fucking worthless?

Get fucked, losers.

My god dude just shut the fuck up for once in your life. Christ, man. This loser is fucking unbearable.

America is being run by people whose social media presence would see them getting fired from a part time job stacking shelves.
If you worked at Aldi and posted a video of you pouring shit all over Aldi customers, you wouldn't work at Aldi.

Wait so we’re also in an armed conflict against a completely different group? Sure yeah why not

I hate them

What an incredible journey of a sentence

Not the point...but I'm sure we can probably just say that inanimate object was "killed" without using the asterisk.

You're not protecting anybody from anything with that.

I'd never vote for Rand Paul, but on this issue he's absolutely correct. This is a clear and profound distinction. No declaration of war. No evidence of crime. What Trump & our military is doing is mass murder. It's no different than any mass-shooting of innocents – just with bigger (military) guns.

Correctly pronouncing anything is a tall task for Terry Bradshaw.

Feels like the Rams will beat the Jags by a score of 35-7 today.

Should hire Dan Mullen.

lol I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone so satisfied with their own opinion than Gerald is here.

My favorite part of any Trevor Lawrence start is where the analyst is like, "Was that ball tipped at the line or...?" and then we all watch the replay in silence of the ball clearly **not** being tipped at the line of scrimmage and Trevor Lawrence missing a wide open receiver by five yards.

Jags are gonna beat the Raiders, Texans, Cardinals, and Titans over their next five games to get to 8-4 and all you dopes are going to be talking about how “They’re really good!!!” again.

If someone tells you the Jags are good, you should be allowed to hit them.

Buddy, if he’s lucky he’s mid

Don’t let the frogwater that’s boiling us alive let you skip over this: we murdered another country’s citizens in cold blood, and when their leader objected, we called him a drug dealer and cut off aid to his country. That’s freakish.

They’ll get both soon enough.

So no terrorism then?

Jesse Palmer calling this Vanderbilt-LSU game like he's never seen football before. "This might be one of those cases where they try to draw them offside and don't run a play!"

Jesse. It's 4th-and-one in between the 40's. It's a go. It's always a go. It's the hardest of go's, my dude.

Me, watching Pat McAfee ruin College Game Day every week.

MILLLLAUKEE BREERS

somebody ask Tommy Tuberville if pass interference is a spot foul under Sharia law

People are actually dumb enough to think that all this Saudi money they're eagerly taking is going to come at zero cost, huh?

I bet Max Scherzer can probably tone it down a little bit.

I wonder if that bum-ass @govpritzker.illinois.gov has had any meetings about this yet. Maybe convened a panel. Held a press conference. Done a television interview.

Anything but actually doing something constructive. Sorry folks, that's just not in his wheelhouse.