Mike B

"why would we cover the news? the THEORY of news will be sufficient here."

I just now almost typed these exact four words

which would also make me ask why any still exist, if indeed they did exist and people who would prefer they did not exist had access to them

Feel like there are a lot of companies in the shipping industry whose websites show up in very non-shipping searches

and that's the crux of it...Dems still somehow operate in a 1980s universe where a little shame or scandal would instantly ruin a politician's career, so they seem to think if they score the right zinger these people will resign

"but mom, he was green. GREEN! you don't understand"

it's fun to think about the blue jay and green jay that created this bird

separated by millions of years of evolution, and they looked at each other and thought...this is weird but yeah ok why not

not watching...did Treinen give up somewhere between 1-6 runs?

I just halfway saw those words and immediately went SMOOTH UP IN YA

why can't we just have Jock Jams

Jock Jams was fun

like he just ripped it off and didn't even bother to change any words

I can't decide whether it's flattering or alarming that the most notorious remediation scammer guy in south Georgia is still using a pirated copy of my old report from like 2009

Domestic terrorists have infiltrated MLB, call ICE

GOP pre-2016: the government sending jackbooted thugs to take away our freedom is the worst thing we can possibly imagine and we have to be armed to the teeth at all times to prevent it

GOP now: those are awesome jackboots where can I find some jackboots like that please let me be in jackboot club

"and that's why I won't be seating the 218th vote to release the Epstein Files"

is it weird he doesn't look into the camera when he says that

His eyebrow game has always been strong

Ozzy, the Akita making puppy dog eyes

this is the best game of the Mets season

I still maintain that Marcell missed the Toronto series bc the Braves were genuinely afraid he wouldn't be able to reenter the US

you impale ONE GUY and suddenly you're typecast

I'm hearing Blue Jays

there have been myriad embarrassments because of this stupid dipshit but if that UFC fight happens it will be a new low

during the World Series run he was sitting with his family in Xfinity Club and I was a sufficient number of beers in to walk up to him and say "Braves Twitter says you deserve a ring if we win this" and he looked so confused

Nick Markakis cosplaying Borat

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO DENY MY PERSONHOOD

Tyler Matzek should have a residency at Truist where every A-Lister gets to buy him a drink during a game

I really missed AJ this year

I didn't even see it haha