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Here we go again. *sigh*

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oh no, they totally could have done it if they had four million dollars to make it worth a licensing lawyer's time to pick up the fucking phone

12.12.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beethoven's symphonies were all commissioned works!

11.12.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And the big innovation of last century was artists being able to *just* make art, and to make a living from that, versus needing to do commissioned glazing just to survive...

11.12.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"you don't know *how* many slices of toast I threw away before the toaster made this PERFECT one"

11.12.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm going to reinvent copyright and apply it retroactively to every copy of this jpeg!"
to
"Copyright is just a stupid idea that artists use to gatekeep creativity!"

11.12.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it is genuinely surprising the degree to which the US Government insists on getting Thanksgiving vacation.
They put off reviewing the COVID vaccine data for a week because it got submitted right before that holiday!

11.12.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And even then it took JWST multiple *months* to cool down to operating temperature, and that was with zero sources of heat beyond a couple computers and radios.

11.12.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And even at that it's not like Big Bang Theory was actually about nerd culture, it was about a jock interpretation of nerd culture. (Futurama and Lower Decks are what actual "nerd culture" shows look like.)

11.12.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/robo...

11.12.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And in America you can just open your mouth and drink the water you're showering in, and places where you can't do that get to be on the news because it's so uncommon.

11.12.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always heard that as "...never thought we'd be rich enough to have two telephones but too poor to hire a cook."

11.12.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"we'll just put a sticker on the side of the Death Laser that says NOT FOR USE ON GOOD GUYS..."

11.12.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It'll be interesting to see how this gets enforced, because who's to say that the specific artwork in my etsy shop wasn't AI-generated?

11.12.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"They're already fucking us, maybe if we play friendly we can convince them to pay for it."

11.12.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tank Police is just a mess.

11.12.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this question is unironically a core part of the actual media

11.12.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the bitter cynical viewpoint is that Disney is aware that OpenAI straight ripped everything Disney owns and is at least 40% being used for Disney copyright violations, so they might as well be inside the tent and make a dime off of it

11.12.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

like, you say "freemasons" to mean what Americans would call "police gangs"

11.12.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

See, that's the thing - obviously the tip-top end is gonna be fine, as well as the "I don't care about money, it's about the love of the game" hobbyists. What gets reamed out is the middle, the jobbers, the people who made a living doing jingles and auto-dealer layouts and posters for the church...

11.12.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Well, they ain't makin' the cosmic rays any different!

11.12.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"But all those books I read said that space was really cold!"

11.12.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huh. So when Terry Pratchett wrote about Big Mad Drongo, that's a reference to an actual thing?

11.12.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also the people out there saying flat-out that if a computer can make a good-enough version of your work then you don't deserve to get paid...

11.12.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
TV SHOW IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE

TV SHOW IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE

TV SHOW IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE

TV SHOW IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE

we’ve kind of reached the twilight of the strip in the reposts, but man, I think I was cooking in the late stages

10.12.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head."
"That would've worked if you hadn't stopped me."

11.12.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

please support writers and artists and musicians and all the people who are doing the actual labor to create interesting, intentional work

11.12.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 320    πŸ” 130    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

like, it's being made clear that they consider us cows to be milked for data, and the only choice we have is whether we moo while it happens or just disassociate.

10.03.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
USSF Chicago Servicing Mission
YouTube video by Chance Wen USSF Chicago Servicing Mission

youtu.be/n7baTLMzYjA?...

11.12.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah the GMs really take it in the shorts here

11.12.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

really really long wires

11.12.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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