🌿O.G. Botanist Johnson 🌿

Cause I made it clear to the Judges of Fairfax County that, administratively, you can be held accountable for your BS

HEAVIEST on the million dollar part

Oh they’re defo out there

That part

I had pause on the purchases since I’m bout to move again but soon as I’m done- reup time

Nope nope nope nope

For the fact that Motorola could easily kill the cell phone game by bringing the Sidekick back but DOESNT?!?

Tells me that someone got some outlandish dirt on them and they can’t do shit about it

Nah yall ain’t taking my black card

Snoop Dogg, a man who guest starred on 'The L Word' multiple times back in Year of Our Lord 2004 is now pretending he's confused and appalled by lesbians.

All these celebrities and politicians suddenly hating queer people because it's in vogue with the current administration are fucking pathetic.

This one REALLY fucked the city up

What if I told you….

…. both sides of the kids vs. no kids debate are obnoxious and take provocative stances for absolutely no reason?

Yes, kids shouldn’t be in places that are traditionally for adults.

Yes, it’s weird when adults blame kids for just existing as children.

Let’s all relax.

Wait this is important I had no idea the Miccosukee Nation is the reason AA is closing

She said her piece ain't steel, but it will keep the PEACE

Only my girl gets eaten faster than these

A lil bit of here....lil bit of there...

So I may be outside....ish these last few days

That's what's up!🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

Fuck yall been up to?

Oh Damn I forgot about this app😬😬😬😬

Brisk never beating those allegations

Ok…I’m up

Yeah yeah yeah fuck all that other shit but did you take that ass to the MF'in gym doe??🤨🤨🤨 #blackskyfitness

Fuck y’all!…..up to this fine evening?

OK...I'm up

Nah that one had me howling

OK...I'm up

OK...I'm up 🏳‍🌈

OK...I'm up

Ok…I’m up

Look. At. This. MF'in. SAMMICH