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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin

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“I’m sorry, Senator, but counsel has advised me not to answer any further questions.”

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how can you not be romantic about baseball and/or racing?

04.08.2025 00:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dude the Trade Deadline is wild

31.07.2025 02:06 — 👍 3220    🔁 626    💬 37    📌 12

IDK who needs to know this but...

You can sing the Sesame Street song "Rubber Ducky" but change the first line to "Motherfucker, burn in hell" and it works PERFECTLY

29.07.2025 18:12 — 👍 1184    🔁 236    💬 50    📌 24

holy shirtballs this is amazing

27.07.2025 22:50 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

it was perfectly doable even with bullshit cautions

27.07.2025 22:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

good day to be a woke NASCAR fan

27.07.2025 22:05 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
LECLERC
RADIO
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"LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE"

"I CAN HAVE NO INFORMATION THEN WHEN HE'S GETTING CLOSE I HAVE TOO MUCH INFORMATION. KEEP IT CONSTANT, DON'T WORRY"

LECLERC RADIO 16 "LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE" "I CAN HAVE NO INFORMATION THEN WHEN HE'S GETTING CLOSE I HAVE TOO MUCH INFORMATION. KEEP IT CONSTANT, DON'T WORRY"

same, Charles, same

27.07.2025 16:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I don't look at emails" - John Kruk, a grass touching icon

26.07.2025 17:27 — 👍 95    🔁 17    💬 3    📌 1
Model wearing a bomber jacket bearing the Texas A&M logo, labeled "Texas"

Model wearing a bomber jacket bearing the Texas A&M logo, labeled "Texas"

Oh no

22.07.2025 15:11 — 👍 50    🔁 2    💬 6    📌 5

just listened to Goodbye To Romance again after way too long, and now I’m jonesing to do an a cappella arrangement of it #RIPOzzy

22.07.2025 20:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Full mask off here

21.07.2025 16:54 — 👍 19    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

well now I’m sad we’re not getting that

21.07.2025 16:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
"A Black man is getting a standing ovation in the Deep South for breaking a record of an all-time baseball idol. What a marvelous moment for baseball. What a marvelous moment for Atlanta and the state of Georgia. What a marvelous moment for the country and the world.”

"A Black man is getting a standing ovation in the Deep South for breaking a record of an all-time baseball idol. What a marvelous moment for baseball. What a marvelous moment for Atlanta and the state of Georgia. What a marvelous moment for the country and the world.”

This was Vin Scully's call of Henry Aaron's 715th home run. Tonight Major League Baseball cut off the first sentence, starting it with the "What a marvelous moment" part because they don't want to anger the white supremacists who run our country and of whom Rob Manfred is an ardent supporter.

16.07.2025 02:31 — 👍 3460    🔁 1350    💬 60    📌 94
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The Lesser-Known History of African-American Cowboys One in four cowboys was black. So why aren’t they more present in popular culture?

White ranchers originally tried to use enslaved people to tend their cattle before the invention of barbed wire. But after the Civil War, they hired skilled, free, Black cowboys. It was Bill Pickett, formerly enslaved, who invented bulldogging.

www.smithsonianmag.com/history/less...

15.07.2025 12:42 — 👍 62    🔁 10    💬 4    📌 0

honestly, same

15.07.2025 13:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GOMS BLESS AMERICA

14.07.2025 21:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Wayne Rowe hugs his son, Myles Rowe, who just won his first IndyCar NXT race at Iowa Speedway on July 12, 2025

Wayne Rowe hugs his son, Myles Rowe, who just won his first IndyCar NXT race at Iowa Speedway on July 12, 2025

how can you not be romantic about racing?

12.07.2025 17:16 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Halibut Crochet Pattern (U.S. National Park Service)

TIL (on mastodon) that the US National Park Service has crochet patterns!

www.nps.gov/articles/000...

11.07.2025 20:22 — 👍 1238    🔁 484    💬 33    📌 71

we turned our back on god when they put four doors on a pickup truck

08.07.2025 23:54 — 👍 31    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

I should start a rumor about Tim Cindric and Christian Horner switching roles

09.07.2025 12:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a cartoon man waving a checkered flag wearing a helmet with SICKOS branding and a race suit with YES … HA HA HA … YES! on the front

a cartoon man waving a checkered flag wearing a helmet with SICKOS branding and a race suit with YES … HA HA HA … YES! on the front

so glad @sickoscommittee.org had this ready to go

09.07.2025 11:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A tweet from @kmartmicroceleb on 9 July 2025 that reads “died as he lived: mid-season firing”

A tweet from @kmartmicroceleb on 9 July 2025 that reads “died as he lived: mid-season firing”

09.07.2025 11:03 — 👍 31    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 1

What is disappointing is that I'm 100% sure that Horner is gone because of Verstappen and not because he sexually harassed an employee to the point that she started having panic attacks. #formula1 #f1

09.07.2025 10:17 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
09.07.2025 10:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man wearing a petronas jacket talks to another man Alt: F1 team principal Toto Wolff grins cheekily at the camera
09.07.2025 10:17 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Lost Stuffy Project | Find Your Comfort Discover how the Lost Stuffy Project helps replace cherished stuffed animals, and learn how you can support us through donations or by searching for a stuffy.

The Lost Stuffy Project is trying to reunite kids who've survived unimaginable disasters with their lost stuffed buddies and I love it so much. 💖😭

09.07.2025 03:08 — 👍 143    🔁 56    💬 4    📌 2
Feline Feces (lib catturd)
@kitttenn.bsky.social

M dashes (the long dash) are a dead giveaway. LLMs love using them for some reason, while actual human beings have no idea how to type that into the computer.
They also love sets of three, overtly parallel structure, and impersonal writing.
July 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Feline Feces (lib catturd) @kitttenn.bsky.social M dashes (the long dash) are a dead giveaway. LLMs love using them for some reason, while actual human beings have no idea how to type that into the computer. They also love sets of three, overtly parallel structure, and impersonal writing. July 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM 1 quote 12 likes

Stop spreading this garbage about em dashes in ACTUAL EDITED PROSE OH MY GOD.

Plenty of actual human beings know how to type em dashes! We’re called “writers” and “editors” — maybe you’ve heard of us?

06.07.2025 22:16 — 👍 5048    🔁 1019    💬 343    📌 665

Major League Baseball should celebrate the anniversary of Larry Doby’s 1947 debut, which integrated the American League. His path was hardly an easy one.

05.07.2025 13:48 — 👍 187    🔁 52    💬 3    📌 1

every damn year

05.07.2025 00:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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