Jacob 🫐

Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:

insanely real for this

I can't build a summer body under the conditions of this winter

don't let your dreams be dreams

"By God I'll fight till hell freezes over, then I'll cut the ice and fight on."

jacket looks fuzzy and warm

yes omg how did you achieve this level of matte

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This is old but I am still feeling this way up to this day.

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An edit of Joey Wheeler from the Yu-Gi-Oh! GBA games using The Death Generator to say "Yous nonbiney? Dat's cool."

love that for you

how often will it get used, realistically?

Six eyes watch you

need cuddles now

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

Prosecute him

CHARLES RAFFERTY The Problem with Early Warnings People don't like to leave a party unless the house is actually on fire. Even then, if the flames are far enough away to be pretty, they'll finish their drink, take one more pass at the hors d'oeuvres. How things happen has always been unclear. Hurricanes begin in a place where no one lives. Agents of the government start to wear masks. Fascism is a word my neighbors won't use yet. They are following the law, they say, and the sirens are coming for someone else.

This hit so fucking hard today.

Excerpt from Civil War Diary of C. F. Boyd Highlighted section reads "A soldier who stood by and heard the Mother tell this story exclaimed in the fervent patriotism of his feelings By G-d I'll fight till bell freezes over and then I'll cut the ice and fight on"

"By G-d I'll fight till bell freezes over and then I'll cut the ice and fight on"

I know how they can fix that

Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning

one of the reasons everybody hates late arrivals from the right or even the center is they're all weepy little idiots who want to be coddled and forgiven and make it everybody else's problem. shut up, figure out how to help fix what you broke, and stop writing thinkpieces

“Abolish ICE” and “prosecute them” is way too soft. I actually want to see them all suffer.

Kudos to the NYT editor who took “Appears to” out of the lead headline (finally)

We love Evelyn Normielib!!

anyways ortho tech said my teeth were the shiniest they'd seen all week

I think we should be able to pull our teeth out and put them back in the right way by ourselves. Design flaw

can't wait for AOC to kick his ass to a retirement home

duder can get some as a late christmas present