Scott

To the tune of "Young Hearts Run Free":

🎶 Our drains run free
🎶 Never be backed up
🎶 Backed up like they used to be

Ah gorgeous!

Still feeling OK so far... The Internet seems divided on whether bad oat milk is perfectly fine vs a death sentence.

I hope so.

Oh yes that sounds like quite rubbish timing.

This was a brand new cartoon 😭. It must have been unsealed some how.

I've already reported it and claimed a refund.

Would you believe some packages are permanently impounded?

I actually don't feel too bad. Well I didn't...

I ate half my bowl of cereal before I realised the oat milk had gone bad 🤢.

But it wasn't impounded? That's a shame.

It wasn't held by customs?

Have you found warm sunny weather yet?

Oh no this sounds bad 😔.

Oh no. Too much booze or not enough?

You'll need an alt to view that rage bait now.

I was qualified, I interviewed, I got offered a job, and it allowed me to fulfil my main goal of moving out of my parents' house.

Are you OK clutching them yourself or do you need a hand?

Several scenes. Coming to an Only Fans near you next week.

Oh well that does sound like quite a soft landing...

I bet you're really telling yourself that now you're back from your holiday!

Just a pub in Maida Vale. Perfectly nice. The hangover I'm going to have in the morning won't be though.

Dinner and drinks for a friend's birthday. I fear I'm going to start my week with a hangover...

An old style cinema sign with disjointed letters spelling out "please. We recall the big ars milfs" and then more random letters.

Gotta remember those big ars milfs.

Going into London? On a Sunday evening? What were we thinking?

Yeah I think we just need to make a start really, and thinking that way would be better. I look at the generic stuff in garden centres and places like that and think "well it's nice enough but why bother?".

I've never been a very festive person (I'm sure you're shocked). We don't decorate much at all for Christmas, and I think part of the reason is that we don't really have a starting point.

Having this collection you've built up and inherited is lovely.

Oh no... Any ideas where it could have come from?

Happy Sunday, Adam.

I'm actually a little embarrassed that I had to read Cris's comments a few times to understand the meaning that wasn't... this.