It'll be top story on the six o'clock news.
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It'll be top story on the six o'clock news.
08.10.2025 11:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0In case it goes off again and I need water for... Something.
08.10.2025 11:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐
08.10.2025 11:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thanks Liam. It hasn't, but I appreciate the hoping.
08.10.2025 11:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It's kind of tear drop shaped. It's a mop bucket without the wringer bit.
08.10.2025 11:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Happy birthday! How will you be celebrating?
08.10.2025 11:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A bucket full of water on a kitchen floor.
The water cut out unexpectedly for half an hour this morning, so I've filled an emergency bucket just in case.
08.10.2025 11:06 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0We're off to Dorset with my family. We have a nice looking cottage booked but I'm not sure what we're doing otherwise!
08.10.2025 07:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I'll probably save up the early finish for Friday. We're going away for the weekend so it'll help, even if I hadn't planned it!
08.10.2025 07:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I had my first at 5. I think the second one is calling me.
08.10.2025 06:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I'll do my best. I hope it's good enough.
08.10.2025 06:26 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0That's me all over. I just ooze keenness.
08.10.2025 06:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0No ๐. But I thought that seeing as I'm up I might as well start work.
08.10.2025 06:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A selfie of me looking mildly unimpressed. I'm in a fairly dark room.
No you woke up at 4 am and started work at 7...
Happy Wednesday!
Still one of my favourite TV shows ever.
08.10.2025 04:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They're nice and everything. I just find their shtick gets old fast...
07.10.2025 20:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'll have two!
07.10.2025 20:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I really feel it in my joints. I walk round like I've got arthritis ๐ .
07.10.2025 20:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0What are the cocktails?
07.10.2025 20:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My reaction to it was worse this year than the past few years (sorry).
07.10.2025 20:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Yeah... Maybe a controversial opinion but I'm not a fan.
07.10.2025 20:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Oh goodness! You'll need a basement hard hat.
07.10.2025 20:12 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ah yes, I sometimes have a "fragrant" sleep. Closely related to what I have for dinner...
07.10.2025 19:53 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0This is a bit like when the BBC did a short-lived "quiz" that was just hangman hosted by Mel out of Mel and Sue.
We watched the first episode and in the first round THEY GOT THE RULES WRONG. The rules to HANGMAN. So it didn't work. And they didn't even edit it out.
Oh really? Well TIL. That might be it.
07.10.2025 19:40 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0At least you can have wine I suppose!
07.10.2025 19:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I'll try again in a few months.
07.10.2025 19:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ohhh I don't know to be honest! It's just a BBC Food recipe ๐คฃ. But it was pretty good.
07.10.2025 19:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm trying out being nice. Did it work?
07.10.2025 19:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Thanks Daniel! I think it was better last time I did it (pak choi worked better than Chinese cabbage) but I enjoyed it nonetheless.
A beer and some bops helped.