Jonathan Parker

I really do love living in Chicago and I’ve grown to enjoy all of its quirks and traditions BUT the air and water show is stupid as fuck and I hate it so much

Why would you subject yourself to it again!!?!

Biggest missed opportunity in the world is that there isn’t a place to just stream every episode of Wendy Williams show. I would fall asleep to it nightly

Omg I got there too late to get on the bus. That’s crazy 😭

Was it the Reggie’s shuttle?!???

People who start to smell musty by 9am as soon as summer temps hit should have the little stink cloud from The Sims hovering over them in shame

This is the R&B Camp David Accords

Screenshot of ticket confirmation for Brandy & Monica in Chicago

LGBT = Let’s Go Buy Tickets 💅🏾

Game recognize game on the creepy lecherous old dude front

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

This man is and has always been such a transparent clout chaser. Would sell out his own mama to keep that cnn contributor contract

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

Him and Schumer both are so fucking feckless. Better to just exert pressure on them because I expect them to provide less than nothing in terms of moral clarity, strategy and leadership

From @aoc.bsky.social, what we should have heard from Jeffries and others in the Democratic leadership

I don’t think I’ve seen a single statement from a Democratic Senator calling this what it is: an unconstitutional military action that is grounds for immediate impeachment and removal.

Donald Trump is an extremely stupid man with very few real policy preferences who has simply done what mainstream conservatives have wanted 80-90% of the time since he has entered politics. They have wanted to bomb Iran. He bombed Iran. Pretty straightforward.

Millennials:

They’re all so predictable

Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable.

Tonight in a nutshell

YouTube video by KeyTV Network Keke Palmer "Just Keke" (Visual Album)

This Keke Palmer visual album just snatched my wig clean off 🔥🔥🥵🥵

youtu.be/spC7UZFT6o0?...

YouTube video by KeyTV Network Keke Palmer "Just Keke" (Visual Album)

This Keke Palmer visual album just snatched my wig clean off 🔥🔥🥵🥵

youtu.be/spC7UZFT6o0?...

It is a SCOURGE

People who start to smell musty by 9am as soon as summer temps hit should have the little stink cloud from The Sims hovering over them in shame

Selfie of Jonathan smiling and laying in the sun

Finally! ☀️😎

*waves hands at democratic backsliding*

gays love to be like “this outfit was a hit last night” and they’re just fully naked

He makes Chuck Schumer look interesting and effective

It’s so horny over here during insomnia hours lol