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Ian Walden

@ianwalden.bsky.social

The Englishman in the Forest (the New one) He writes stuff, he likes old stuff, he likes cats, he likes to cook, and eat, and drink, he’s a Second Lifer, a SCAdian, he works for a charity, and he’s very bad at sleeping.

84 Followers  |  55 Following  |  51 Posts  |  Joined: 26.10.2023  |  2.1699

Latest posts by ianwalden.bsky.social on Bluesky

I'm vaguely thinking of the escalator scene from the film "A Matter of Life and Death" and maybe the escalator decided - nope, you're going the wrong way, you should be on the down escalator

24.09.2025 12:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's a conspiracy!! The spokesbarbie said so... Oh, wait, it was a Trump staffer... should they still be fired and invesigated?

24.09.2025 12:33 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Even worse, one socket only a couple of inches above the surface of the desk/dresser, so you can't get a charger in if it faces down (well, at least here, with our 3 pin plugs that only go in one way)

01.06.2025 15:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Absolutely

11.05.2025 12:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MyTinyViolin...

21.04.2025 17:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And local to us... well, if you exclude the 1/2 mile of water between us and the island that costs £80 to traverse on the car ferry...

21.04.2025 17:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And now I'm thinking of Asimov's Foundation series. Given the actions of MAGA right now, maybe it's time we established a foundation of sorts to preserve the information that the government is trying to eradicate.

18.03.2025 17:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bet Chuck didn't comment about his suit either

03.03.2025 01:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Telegraph Road - dire straits

16.02.2025 08:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I were a satire writer, I think I'd have to hang up my pen, because I could never top any of the stuff going on now.

04.02.2025 18:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hahahahahaahahahahahahaha... breathe... hahaahaha

29.01.2025 17:25 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Love me some Hildegard...

20.01.2025 17:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Guardian view on musical tastes: beware the algorithm comfort zone | Editorial Editorial: Human creativity is more powerful than any machine but it still needs analogue nurturing in the digital age

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

17.01.2025 19:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey, Trump, why aren't you down there helping by tossing them rolls of paper towels or something?

13.01.2025 17:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ryanair calls for limit of two alcoholic drinks at airports in Europe Airline asks authorities to impose new curbs as it seeks to recover €15,000 in costs related to diverted flight

I'm in favour of this. I like a drink, but it has been many years since I got pissed. I enjoy a drink, but I don't enjoy being drunk. And I would be pissed off if I had to share a flight (or worse, as in this case, have it diverted) with some drunker asshole.
www.theguardian.com/business/202...

13.01.2025 13:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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No Trousers Tube Ride brings carnival of underwear to London Underground Annual fun event sees bare-legged passengers sporting array of underwear styles and colours

Sounds like one of those bad dreams that comes up every so often...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

13.01.2025 13:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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If at night ye dare to roam along the twisted, witch's backbone, avert thy gaze, meet not her eye, or cursed thy life & soon to die. #comingofagehorror #urbanlegends #InTheEighties #murdermystery #paranormal #mystery #horror #horrorauthor #mysterywriter #booksky #witches #witchesofbluesky #crows

10.01.2025 11:15 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0


The fascists can fuck off, and I'm not going to let them drive me out.
Oh, and if you're adding me here, identify yourself as I may not recognise your username.

09.01.2025 02:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Much as I despise what the Zuck is doing to FB, I don't intend to depart. My posts are friends only, I ignore any posts that appear in my feed that aren't from friends - sponsored ads, "suggested for you" etc . And, if fascist lies starts turning up, I will "note" the shit out of that stuff.

09.01.2025 02:33 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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To see how Trump will control the US media, look at Viktor Orbán’s Hungary | Owen Jones Meta looks to be following X’s tilt towards the right. It leaves the way open for an insidious hollowing out of democracy, says Guardian columnist Owen Jones

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Just in case you weren’t worried yet

08.01.2025 01:08 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Cockney influences found in Scotland, Australia and New Zealand, says expert Linguistics professor says London dialect is most likely to be spoken in Essex, but aspects have traversed the globe

www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

08.01.2025 01:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I rummage through others people’s clothing looking for items I can sell

31.12.2024 00:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Could be worse, rather that than the pilot saying it

31.12.2024 00:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Jimmy Carter, former US President, dies aged 100 The former US president

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ce...
RIP
A man who lived his faith

29.12.2024 23:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@ellen safely arrived at hotel in Philadelphia

04.12.2024 23:35 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So far as I can see, I can block accounts but it’s not clear if that stops them seeing my posts. Can I reject their follow? Obs I can choose to not follow back, but that’s not the same as dropping them as followers

01.12.2024 18:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Ok, what’s with all the random followers? Various accounts I don’t recognise turning up and following me. Somebody who seems to be selling recreational pharmaceuticals, another, house plants…

01.12.2024 18:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A small favour - recent new followers, please leave a comment here saying where you know me from or why you followed me. I might not necessarily recognise your name here.

28.11.2024 15:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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And barely 2

24.11.2024 21:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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