Dave C

Hey, relax guy!

The dialogue is a whole other thing but the bit about "fuck you shoot me I'll die for this shit" and the reaction is the crux here, from Gandhi's time on down, no authoritarian in history ever knows how to respond to this and it's why it beats them whenever deployed

Whenever I read a story about one of these hard-discipline schools, I shudder, thinking about the horrifying stories of abuse and trauma we’re going to hear in the future from kids who went through them.

Let's hope he cooks up a better performance this half #NUFC

Any chance we can start playing football now? #NUFC

#NUFC looking like 11 strangers turned up for a kick around

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The perfect season ended with a 0-14 victory away at already relegated Middle Hoxchester. Come join. I need some competition. We move out of Early Access in November. Join now and you'll be eligible for some free in game items... when I work out what they'll be #indiedev. Link in the replies

Well this was one sided 😂. Pleasing to see the youth player I've been training up for a couple of seasons bag SEVEN goals off the bench 😁 play.google.com/store/apps/d... #indiedev #android #fm

Minority representation on TV causes outrage There has been widespread way of life and their strange support for prominent Reform MP customs, but Reform MPs Sarah Pochin after she complained about the over-representation of comprise only 0.7 percent of the minorities on television. House of Commons. Yet Nigel Farage is on Question Time Said one angry viewer, "She's more than Fiona Bruce. right. Every time you turn on "I'm not prejudiced. Some of the telly there's another Reform MP being interviewed by Laura my best friends are swivel-eyed loons, but enough is enough. Kuenssberg." There are too many people with She added, "I respect their angry red faces on television."

Private Eye.

Let me tell you a story (before the ship explodes):

No matter what gameworld or league your friends are in, your season performance will be compared in a league with theirs. The player top of the league at the end of the season will win some in game rewards. The more friends you have, the bigger the prizes.

Just finishing off possibly the last new feature before the first official release to the Play Store - the friends league. Invite and add friends to build your friends league. #indiedev #expo #android #mobilegames #fm

INVINCIBLES! An unbeaten season and almost a perfect one with the one draw coinciding with my forward getting injured 🤕. Where are old rivals the Key Athletic? Relegated after an awful season. Think you can catch me? Come join the early access play.google.com/apps/testing... #indiedev #android #fm

We've done it! I've won my own game! 😂 Top of the league and by a distance. Arch rivals the Key Athletic couldn't even hold on to 2nd place in the end. Want to knock me off my smug perch? Early access is here play.google.com/apps/testing... #indiedev #android #fm #mobilegames

Bots write job descriptions. Bots send in applications for the job. Bots review the application. Once a person is hired, they use bots to produce substandard work. Their boss will ask a bot how to improve it. This is all done in the name of "efficiency."

Are Newcastle taking the dark arts too far this season? @podonthetyne.bsky.social #NUFC

New player training UI and reward mechanic released to open testing today. Better indication of training progress. More rewards and incentives to train players. Faster training speeds. Quite pleased with the "slot machine reel" reward modal too :) play.google.com/store/apps/d... #ScreenshotSaturday

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New record win for Titus Shambles. Could this be the season we win the league? play.google.com/store/apps/d... #indiedev #android #footballmanager

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STEAM SALE TIME

As always, it is just *wildly* helpful if you can pick up any of my games while they're cheap. I can't tell you how helpful it is, it keeps the company alive making more brillo things for you. Thank you.

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A late run from 11th over the last couple of days didn't make up for my slow start and I finished the season 2nd again. Bad news for the Tipsy Tankard who beat me last season but finish bottom this season! What a collapse! Make your story play.google.com/apps/testing... #indiedev #android

A work in progress tutorial with ui overlapping badly and not highlighting

Making tutorials is hard. If this feature ever ships it'll be a miracle. Stupid UI rendering in stupid random orders.
But hey, if you want to try it WITHOUT a tutorial, go download it play.google.com/store/apps/d... and tell me how much it needs a tutorial

It's because she's a woman? I thought the problem was that her name wasn't Devon Wario. You can't just replace Bowser like that

I think we all knew it would come to "this".

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My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game!

"i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm.

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Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!

The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?

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Alright come on. Still time for this to end 3-2 #NUFC