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Holy ghost(search my posts), shitposter extraordinaire. In thousands of short bursts of text, i've gone from a funny guy no one knows about to a funny guy some do. Any signal boosting appreciated

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Latest posts by kwullums.bsky.social on Bluesky

B*TCH YOU BETTER PRAISE G*D
YouTube video by K Wullums B*TCH YOU BETTER PRAISE G*D

YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BE DOING THAT KIND OF MAGIC
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11.11.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
FooR - Everybody's Free
YouTube video by UKF FooR - Everybody's Free

Last one. Another benefit of a mass exodus of Britain is maybe the producers who leave could teach others how to DnB
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11.11.2025 07:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fox Stevenson - Bruises
YouTube video by aizen. Fox Stevenson - Bruises

Oh I know for a fact there is no such being because a lot of the ones which claim to be would rather I didn't exist and so do i. Yet, despite such notions, I, Kyle still exist and left a record. Meaning there's other shit out there which doesn't give a fuck about those wants
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11.11.2025 07:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sigma - Nobody To Love (Official Video) HD
YouTube video by 3 Beat Sigma - Nobody To Love (Official Video) HD

"If there WAS an all powerful being they could fix this and make my dreams come true"

For who and why haven't they? And who are you to an all powerful being? Besides a lap dog, mule, or clown, pray tell?

You're special, just like everyone else

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11.11.2025 07:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Eiffel 65 - The Edge
YouTube video by Bliss Corporation Eiffel 65 - The Edge

Goodnight y'all
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11.11.2025 06:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Moksi - The Dopest (Cesqeaux Remix)
YouTube video by BARONG FAMILY Moksi - The Dopest (Cesqeaux Remix)

Yeah glowies. Tell your bosses to steal that one too. Britain bound bitchass losers
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11.11.2025 06:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
JOYRYDE - IM GONE [BRAVE | OUT NOW]
YouTube video by JOYRYDE JOYRYDE - IM GONE [BRAVE | OUT NOW]

Thanks for tuning in whoever y'all are

Otherwise
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11.11.2025 06:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
One (Always Hardcore)
YouTube video by Scooter - Topic One (Always Hardcore)

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11.11.2025 06:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Synthesizer
YouTube video by Electric Six - Topic Synthesizer

Notice how the dipshits right now are the ones I mentioned in the previous post about an all powerful being?

Such a thing doesn't exist. I'm living proof
youtu.be/J9ul4qLj0kQ?...

11.11.2025 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bloodhound Gang - Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss (Explicit) [Official Video]
YouTube video by BloodhoundGangVEVO Bloodhound Gang - Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss (Explicit) [Official Video]

Caller you are on the air.

Welcome to resistance culture. Soon as I feel typecasted I break the expectation. Even the one I just mentioned
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11.11.2025 06:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ITZY - Flicker (Audio Clip)
YouTube video by ITZY ITZY - Flicker (Audio Clip)

If things work out with this new job it'll be the death of nightly threads. They want to put me on the night shift
youtu.be/aK3H81MyFxc?...

11.11.2025 06:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
They Might Be Giants - Man, It's So Loud in Here (Official Audio)
YouTube video by ParticleMen They Might Be Giants - Man, It's So Loud in Here (Official Audio)

Glad the internet started working again. Too bad i'll have ads tomorrow without some money...
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11.11.2025 06:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
bbno$ - it boy (official music video)
YouTube video by bbno$ bbno$ - it boy (official music video)

No you should probably leave it. Leaving it is best. Forget i ever existed
youtu.be/QuvqzlxEO6g?...

11.11.2025 06:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hello (Martin Solveig & Dragonette)
YouTube video by Martin Solveig Hello (Martin Solveig & Dragonette)

Like i said... vibes
youtu.be/WmH4iWoJfTo?...

11.11.2025 06:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I Can't Decide
YouTube video by Scissor Sisters - Topic I Can't Decide

For the rest of us...

One more time!
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11.11.2025 06:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Caller YOU are on the air.

bsky.app/profile/kwul...

11.11.2025 06:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Caller you are on the air.

bsky.app/profile/kwul...

11.11.2025 06:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know the limits of these beings abilities. What i can say is after I typed the last post, a bunny ran by and I went to get more clothing. The bunny just kind of sat there in the front yard as I got my clothes.

Came prepared for this one
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11.11.2025 06:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The concept of an all powerful being creates so much stress and strife and the only thing people latch on to is "yeah but it gives people hope"

FUCK HOPE OF SUCH A NATURE!!!

If your tire blows out, are you counting on an all powerful being or a being with the tools to get your spare on?

11.11.2025 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And such is my problem with an all powerful being as a concept.

As long as there is a concept of an all powerful being in people's heads, beings try to aspire to be as such. People try to be the mouthpiece. Voices in people's heads claim to be it. Ai dipshits think it's their machine. Total mess

11.11.2025 05:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So I'm blissin out to "Young Volcanos" up there and i get the psychic nudge saying "you hearing this song? We're not so bad, huh?"

Yes. Definitely taking away from my bliss. I don't know how to explain it any better.

So now I often try to curtail my speech for the sake of not conjuring those lames

11.11.2025 05:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Furthermore, they decided "we all" can be taken as an admission that we is all... same with that.

So there's this battle between "we all" and "that's all" and BOTH ARE INCORRECT.

I, Kyle know this to be the case. You, the reader think this probably goes without saying

We and that think it's magic

11.11.2025 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In esoteric beliefs certain beings try to capture pronouns. This leads to a bugs bunny scenario where words get all topsy turvy.

Nowhere is this more frustrating than with the word we. We could refer to any group of people and yet ONE ASSHOLE decided it usually refers to them

11.11.2025 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or think of the game "loser says"

Often times one does not agree to play. One is challenged in front of an audience and is left with options of being a loser or cleverly outsmarting their oppenent

1. The game ๐Ÿคฌ
2. Laughter
3. The concept of losing
4. The word
5. The concept of laughing at losers

11.11.2025 05:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Polka Dot Undies
YouTube video by Bowser and Blue - Topic Polka Dot Undies

Get a load of this fucking shit for a minute, asshole.

I just wanted to type a bunch of swears. It seems a lot of people are picking up what I'm putting down.

What happens when one makes up new swears or does the classic "shitake mushrooms" or "focus" said in a funny way?
youtu.be/zQ5kHHl9U5M?...

11.11.2025 05:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LETS GET REAL WITH IT!

What is necessary for a swear jar? A swear jar is a jar that people put money into every time they swear.

1. The jar
2. Money
3. The concept of swears
4. The concept that swearing requires money to be put in the jar
5. A worse consequence for those who don't agree with 4.

11.11.2025 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Nantes
YouTube video by Beirut - Topic Nantes

Yeah I don't want to either.

Welp.

What now?
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11.11.2025 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Electric Guest - American Daydream
YouTube video by Electric Guest Electric Guest - American Daydream

No buffering on that one. Strange.

Lot of instances of the word "we" in that song.

By round of psychic energy, who wants to get skitzo with it tonight?
youtu.be/yEFAQg3vPr8?...

11.11.2025 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fall Out Boy - Young Volcanoes (Explicit) - Part 3 of 11
YouTube video by FallOutBoyVEVO Fall Out Boy - Young Volcanoes (Explicit) - Part 3 of 11

There is no goal of night thread. Only vibes.
youtu.be/2ZvHkOAtUYQ?...

11.11.2025 04:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For what it's worth, I don't think youtube glitching out is malicious. If it is, whatever.

I come to vibe and music helps with such endeavors sure but it's not like going without for a few days or weeks is going to stop my blissing out. This isn't blissin out theater. The vibes are what they are

11.11.2025 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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