my phone just autocorrected “help” to “hell” and honestly? correct.
25.10.2025 15:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#lemon #jokes
25.10.2025 15:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Meow #existence
25.10.2025 15:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm like if an ugly Christmas swear were a person #christmas #holidays
18.12.2024 00:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm a geek burger
13.12.2024 00:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How will we live without tiktok when Facebook and Instagram going down causes chaos
11.12.2024 20:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ew David
23.11.2024 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Christmas movies are serotonin
22.11.2024 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Now kith
21.11.2024 23:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What a time to be a lemon
21.11.2024 23:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why do I feel like the velveteen rabbit
21.11.2024 00:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I don't get it tho
21.11.2024 00:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I begin again
21.11.2024 00:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I think we all need a good scream and to throw ovaries at the white house
20.11.2024 15:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cat
19.11.2024 22:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fuck Donald trump. Whack ass hoe
19.11.2024 22:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What the hail
19.11.2024 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I screamed into the void and the void screamed back
08.10.2023 13:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You ever feel like a jacket potato?
02.10.2023 23:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You're built like a BAKED BEAN
02.10.2023 13:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My mind is being run by a hackysack with legs and he's just doing jumping jacks and cartwheels in response to everything
30.09.2023 23:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Autumn really said,
Hello and welcome to chilly's!
29.09.2023 13:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You know what I'm getting for my birthday? WORSE.
29.09.2023 13:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"His name is Mason."
You're telling me you had a babyshower for a JAR?
28.09.2023 15:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
27.09.2023 17:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You just lost the game.
26.09.2023 21:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
26.09.2023 00:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
how old is the baby you ask? oh hes only 288 months
25.09.2023 21:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Look at this picture of my ex.
25.09.2023 21:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ditched X effective 11/13
Politics: all blue
Believe in Diversity, Equity, Inclusion
Books, crochet, college sports, gardening
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GO VOLS ⚾️🏀🏈
Love our planet. Environmental activist since 2007. Green Peace saved the whales.Rachel Carson Jane Goodall are my heroes, but there are so many more. Vegan-mostly, if it has a mom and a face, should you eat it?
Animals are not a commodity.
Opinions are my own, lifelong Dem, family is everything, lover of dogs, books, wine, music, swimming. Wife, mother, grandmother. No DM’s please. Pro-Choice. 💙
Well disguised introvert. Former Dem candidate, #Indivisible leader. Happily married, #LGBT, she/her, Christian, veterinarian, pro drummer/musician, gamer, book lover, flyfisher, elephant sponsor. #SaveThePlanet #ClimateEmergency #AdoptDontShop #Resist
Animals, Kpop (BTS Army💜, Mamamoo, the Rose), the beach, Disneyland, and senorita bread are my jam. I prefer that the leader of my country not be a pathological liar, 34x convicted felon, sexual predator, and/or 6x BK failed businessman. 💙🇺🇸
Lover of books, animals, freedom, and my hubby. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ally
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Historical preservation; military spouse; mom of rockstars; college wrestling fan; Moms Demand lead; CO born and bred, now happy in MN; Vikings, and Nuggets, and Avs oh my! 2SLGBTQ+ ally
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Centre-left liberal. Never Poilievre. Slogans are worthless.
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Colorado girl. Lover of cats and history, especially British history. 1st gen British American. Very crafty. Independent. Pro LGBTQ+ and Ukraine.🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦 Go Broncos, Avs, Nuggets, and Rockies! 🏉🏒🏀⚾️❤️NO DMS.
mom of justice warrior and cats. Hiker of small mountains. Nature and music are my mental medicines. IPA aficionado.
I’m a retired teacher in Arizona. I love my three cats and my grand puppy. I have two beautiful young grandsons.
Democrat and staying hopeful for the future of our country. No DMs please.
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The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
Not a Real Squirrel🐿Dogs are Love💕🌈🐾
🌊 💙Over forty, full of rage, and sick of everyone’s shit. Trump may not be the anti-Christ, but Christ definitely is anti-Trump 😏
#resist 🌊
My memes are MY memes, My memes are YOUR memes
From California to the New York Island
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