Brian Vassar

two men are standing next to each other with the caption these are people of the land ALT: two men are standing next to each other with the caption these are people of the land

We literally saw what he tried to do the first 4 years. And a significant number of Americans voted to bring him back and take down the safety rails.

a man in a white suit stands in a forest with the words now that i can 't abide above him Alt: a man in a white suit stands in a forest with the words now that i can 't abide above him

Some day, you're gonna want to take off that red hat...

Borderlands 2D edition!

More like orgasmic crisp...

"His own people" are people with his last name. And not even all of them.

Waiting for the insurance lobbyists to flip a few Republicans towards saving the ACA...

Can the guard be federalized if they're already active on a state mission? Seems to me this solves several problems at once.

It also wastes resources in *every* emergency room in the country. Because nobody can get in to see their own doctor for a sick note these days.

Probably best known as the least known part of the TDAP shot...

Dear Idaho: this is *exactly* what you voted for.

So you're saying Obamacare is too expensive?
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Hey, @altnws.bsky.social, I've never lived on the East Coast. What's the weather like there for the next few months now that there's a gaping hole in the White House?

Growing up in the NW, that's the kind of project we'd wait and start in the spring.

Okay, but you gotta know most of them are derby girls who could absolutely clean the clock of any gravy seal who tries to lay a hand on them...

a man in a star trek uniform is standing in front of a mirror and looking up . Alt: Captain Kirk slaps himself repeatedly.

Meanwhile, the military and vets keep voting for these clowns...

Private airport security. The same kind of security we had before 9/11? That kind of security?

Don't get me wrong, I think the TSA could be both more efficient and less intrusive. But going back to having people file through metal detectors with a couple rent-a-cops to mind them would end badly.

Not MiniPax?

a man in a blue plaid shirt is standing in a field holding a baseball glove . Alt: Wayne from Letterkenny saying “You’re spare parts, aren’t ya, bud?”

Equal parts strikingly beautiful and leftovers.

an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a kitchen with a blue box on it . Alt: Sophia from Golden Girls doing an assortment of rude gestures.

For those who need a translation in Italian Sign Language:

This needs to be re-shot with an assortment of D&D dice.

For science.

PS: Release the Epstein files…

a man with curly hair is standing next to another man . Alt: a man with curly hair is standing next to another man .

I've seen those expressions before...

a man is holding a cup of soup in front of a crowd and says soup for my family Alt: a man is holding a cup of soup in front of a crowd and says soup for my family

Looks like it'd go good with some soup...

George Clinton and the HOA Council Groovalicious

Intern Dre

Jimmy Potluck

The Naugahyde Subway

Itch and the Neighborhood Watch

Crossbows & Petunias

Public Nuisance

We're Certainly Dwarfs (Terry Pratchett - Soul Music)

Also, it's always worth a few fake internet points if you can sneak in a haiku.

"I didn't think he'd kidnap and send *my* near-slave-laborers to a concentration camp!"

Gonna take out the engines and replace them with Trump Bibles.

If somebody from @aclu.org is actually reading here, the last few of these I've checked out didn't have a "send" button anywhere on the page after filling out the form.

Are they gonna bring in the Marines to protect a federal building that was *actually* attacked? Nah. That's only for when someone gives ICE side-eye.