Yellowcake

Popcorn is actually so fucking weird... like its the type of shit you'd see some weird ass aliens preparing and consuming in some sci-fi bodega.

Its corn that you shoot microwave beams at to make it explode into plasticized puff balls. Huh???!?

hed

Put them in the jar.

(Its canned vienna sausages)

Loot that drops after defeating me:
[Pack of Camel cigarettes]
[Ragged Leather Boots]
[Parachute Pants]
[Mystery Meat]

I'm just gonna start hosting raves in the sewer.

Oopiter

Doggie'

He has Lemon Aids :(

Peoples is fish.

Also basically every plant derived toxin meant to kill or harm various animals is altered or doses in to actually be used medically

Digdug is thinly veiled inflation fetish content.

😭😭🤡😭

Did you just change your bsky name lmao

Fudge.

-guy who only plays TF2

Well, thats not going away for 60 days...

If Mozart made penis music, it would be called Scrotezart

Plants when they find out their little "fruit trick" to get animals to spread their seeds is about to be completely uno reversed by a bunch of skinny weak hairless apes, and a huge swath of the planet will be covered in horrendously inbred mutants of your former selves in neat perfect rows...

I been crackalackin'

Chat hear me out, Weighted blankets, but made out of chainmail

probably 30-50 hours to make with butted ringmail,
like 40-50lbs total,
keeps you cool at night,
immune to rogues and assassins with slash weapons,
satisfying jingling sounds
prevents static electricity buildup
will entertain your cat

This pleases me.

Add to that the embarrassment of realizing that EVERYONE COULD SEE YOU USING YOUR LEFT HAND.

Did anybody else ever get physics test problems wrong because you were writing with your right hand and thinking too much about the math to realize you are making the very obvious, simplest, and most critical mistake of using your LEFT FUCKING HAND for the **RIGHT HAND RULE** .... 🤡🤡

Time to get your groove on at #MCFC2026!

Here's the DJ lineup for Saturday & Sunday's dances!
(Sorry, no dance on Friday - one of the Year 1 growing pains)

Be sure to check out the bag policy on the page before you head out to shake your tails at #MCFC26: Press Paws to Start!

Skully done!

Considering the current climate, both **meteorologically** and **politically**...

Water Balloons :)

As a huuuuge Metal Gear fan who even has a FOX tattoo on my shoulder, I need to come to terms with this. We all do...so here goes...

It insists upon itself.

Never before have I felt that family guy bit to be more applicable to a work of media.

This revelation is genuinely hilarious.

you cant spell weevil without EVIL.

I finally just finished shoveling but I think I sprained a nut in the process 🤡👍