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Haim Cohen

@chaimtime.bsky.social

Haim is a computer science teacher in NJ. In his free time, he hosts ShortExplanations, a security podcast, teaching people that salted hashes are not breakfast. At home he teaches his sons emoji as a second language, and that 11 comes after 10.

84 Followers  |  114 Following  |  38 Posts  |  Joined: 22.06.2023  |  1.732

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I lost 118 pounds and Nothing Fits. Can Brooks Brothers help? New Clothes after losing weight

Dear Brooks Brothers,
I lost 118lbs in 12 months naturally. I have an entire wardrobe of your clothes in my closet that no longer fit. Can you please help me?
chaimtime.com/my-plea-for-...

20.05.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Amazon.com: H&R Block Tax Software Deluxe + State 2024 with Refund Bonus Offer (Amazon Exclusive) Win/Mac [PC/Mac Online Code] : Everything Else Amazon.com: H&R Block Tax Software Deluxe + State 2024 with Refund Bonus Offer (Amazon Exclusive) Win/Mac [PC/Mac Online Code] : Everything Else

TaxCut software is $29 on amazon today.
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I think this will be the best price of the season

28.01.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tomorrow is belt shopping day. I hope Hermes has the belt.

chaimtime.com/i-need-a-belt/

25.01.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is 8am and you clocked into work.

Is there 1 day to break or 2?

I say 2 because you havenโ€™t worked enough yet. I think by 10am you can count the day and say 1.

19.12.2024 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I Lost 100 Pounds in 6 Months: Help Me Buy a Belt My 100lb weight loss

chaimtime.com/i-need-a-belt/

I turn 40 on Wednesday, December 4 and I have a story.

I Lost 100 Pounds in 6 Months: Help Me Buy a Belt. Photos in the link

If you would like to donate money to the stupid expensive belt fund. My wife reminds everyone that it will make her mad if you donate

04.12.2024 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do you size a menโ€™s belt? Middle hole or tightest hole

02.12.2024 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

where will I get my five keys to kennesaw state?

22.11.2024 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm happy there is a migration away, but there is still a division that requires constant checking.

18.11.2024 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can you get your buddies on here?

15.11.2024 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most social media apps are worse than the mobile counterparts in terms of battery and privacy.

15.11.2024 05:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How is the bluesky app? I rather use mobile, but thoughts?

15.11.2024 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Is Facebook Listening to You?
On this episode we talk about various tracking signals:* Proxy Metrics (this person buys a lot of 3D Printer filament, maybe we should advertise 3D printer n... Is Facebook Listening to You?

Episode 19: โ€จIs Facebook listening to you?โ€ฉAre social media apps actively listening to your microphone without your knowledge? โ€ฉyoutu.be/Xal2lOf_RPo

04.09.2023 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have 3 assignments for grad school that needs to be done before I leave for Vegas

07.08.2023 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m bringing a mask or two, but Iโ€™ll be following whatever the crowd Iโ€™m with does.

06.08.2023 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New podcast episode:

https://youtu.be/pyv34-W4-LE

Can every like it please! Trying to grow

23.07.2023 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t mind that each social network is for different things, but we are just bashing each other. Be different.

18.07.2023 04:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@h4zy.bsky.social What's the best way to message you? I sent you something on Mastodon.

17.07.2023 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know. The only reason I use the other site is because the sports journalists are there.

10.07.2023 11:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want more RU engagement here. If I gave others invites, will they use it.

10.07.2023 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is the wanting one that is the problem. I donโ€™t know that they want.

10.07.2023 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to invite all the Rutgers sports beat writers.

09.07.2023 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know where to post. In The end I just stay quiet.

09.07.2023 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

930 is when the kids fall asleep. We are so tired we usually fall asleep then.

When I do my grad work it is 12

07.07.2023 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do we bring the beat reporters here

02.07.2023 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Receipt showing free entry to the beach.

Receipt showing free entry to the beach.

Who do I blame for this?

01.07.2023 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So like a 2 in a world of 1s and 0s

30.06.2023 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If someone follows you on IG but their profile is restricted I feel like I shouldnโ€™t follow back.

30.06.2023 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The sun hasnโ€™t been seen in over two weeks with one more week of rain. Today it is sunny, but there is an air quality alert.

29.06.2023 11:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๏ฟผ There is a three-way battle at any one time to play tears of the Kingdom in the house. The fourth person just watches the walk-throughs on YouTube.

28.06.2023 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The worst part of coming home after a trip is when you just want to sleep, but you have to put stuff away.

The best feeling is the next morning when all the stuff is put away.

27.06.2023 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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