Dave’s not here, man

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

Wait until he hears that Reagan didn't trust the Russians.

Remember that part in a Lord of the Rings when Saruman tells the orcs to rip down all the trees and turns the gardens of Isengard into an imitation of Mordor? That’s what Trump’s doing to the White House right now.

Trump posting an AI video of himself shitting all over Americans is the most honest and accurate thing he has ever done.

DC J6: 1.500 arrests
DC No Kings: zero

Tell me again which side is violent?

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"We have a rising new Dem star who really engages with people, and is sure to win their next election."

DEM LEADERSHIP: That's fantastic.

"What are the next steps?"

DEM LEADERSHIP: Simple. Force them to step aside and throw their support behind this 80-year-old lifetime politician.

The is literally nothing more American and patriotic than declaring: No Kings.

What a blithering fucking idiot.

ANTIFA (Jimmy Doolittle):

What if you threw a dictatorship and nobody came?

The biggest difference I can see between today’s fascists and historical fascists is that today’s fascists are whiny-ass little bitches who cry about their feelings when you point out that they are fascists.

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

If by the Nobel Prize and Mount Rushmore you mean, eventually tried and convicted in The Hague, then yes.

Seems like every day I say to myself, “are they really dumb enough to…”

And the answer is always a resounding, “yes.”

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Are they still here?

Halitosis Hitler

Bob Iger should resign immediately. He has destroyed whatever legacy he had. This will hang on him like an albatross.

So if anti-fascists are Trump’s political enemies, what does that make Trump?

Photo of General Eisenhower in full uniform being an ANTFA badass.

Dwight Eisenhower. Anti fascist.

They’re doing this because they’re weak.

She told us so.

Please, media I’m begging you. Any time a Republican or member of the current administration uses the term “antifa,” for the love of democracy, ask them what it’s short for.

This mf’er is a hugely unpopular lame duck and people and institutions with actual power are out here acting, for eight months straight, like he’s some goddam immortal emperor. Fuck that noise.

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They can’t win fairly with policy or eloquence or fairness or intelligence so they’ll just silence everyone who disagrees with them. It’s fascism but in its most cowardly and pathetic form.