The one true Smashing Machine.
19.09.2025 23:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@comedynerd.bsky.social
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The one true Smashing Machine.
19.09.2025 23:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0charlie kirk's toxicology report indicates his blood was piss at the time of death
12.09.2025 22:17 β π 402 π 35 π¬ 16 π 0ππ
15.08.2025 07:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh wow, that's the most lovely thing to hear π₯°
15.08.2025 06:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's me! But only because I forgot to add a Squonk! π
15.08.2025 06:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I was more than a little excited about that π
14.08.2025 22:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you π₯°
14.08.2025 22:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spent a few hours today in Leake St making a very silly #TheCryptidFactor piece.
Super fun to hang out with some Knights and very odd to be asked by a random person for my autograph when I finished!!
I'm not okay. I will be, but not right now.
The Cryptid Factor has meant so much for the past few years.
I adore the lads, but even more important are the incredible friends I've made. I cannot begin to express how brilliant the Knights are and how much I love you all.
Remember, cults are for life π
Buttons has that effect on me too πππ
10.08.2025 20:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How does it feel to be living my dream π
10.08.2025 19:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I genuinely have nothing after Edinburgh but you should all do this because Alice is so insanely talented. Imagine owning this witchcraft for just $10!?
10.08.2025 19:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Weekly bump! So far I have had zero entries, so your chance of winning is astronomically highπ½
10.08.2025 06:19 β π 10 π 10 π¬ 0 π 1Pop me a DM. I can sort you with some in the post if you don't mind a little wait π
03.08.2025 14:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0An exceptional day out yesterday. There was Buttons!! Oh, and a Rhys gig after which was also fun π
01.06.2025 12:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I really love the sticker if that's any comfort π
01.06.2025 11:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0#MaskedSingerUK Snail, currently guessing Kathryn Drysdale. In Bridgerton and Trinians.
05.01.2025 16:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An absolute joy of an evening with @comedystoreplayers.com at the Globe. Got to introduce the stepsons to it too! #comedystoreplayers
17.12.2024 21:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every year I make myself a Christmas tshirt or jumper.
This year I'm making a very silly one.
GMMA gach daoine. That was a bloody delight.
An exceptional bunch of kids and the host didn't swear at any of them.
#LateLateToyShow
Hats off to Patrick Kielty. He gets the toy show. Better than last year, which was the best in years.
Bravo π ππ
#TheKidsWereAlwaysTheStars
#TheLateLate
#LateLateToyShow
That is an absolutely bonkers amount for such a small country.
So proud.
#LateLateToyShow
Okay, but if they bring out KNEECAP to meet this lad, it would be fucking deadly.
#LateLateToyShow
Going to be a letdown if tonight's Late Late Show doesn't end with Kneecap giving the kids their best Xmas present ever: a United Ireland. #latelatetoyshow
06.12.2024 22:57 β π 123 π 17 π¬ 5 π 0Smyths have a man with a rifle by the PS5s during that Trolly Dash with a T-Shirt that reads "Keep dashin'"
#LateLateToyShow
We did it! #LateLateToyShow
06.12.2024 23:45 β π 26 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0The other two in book corner wondering why they couldn't meet anyone.
#LateLateToyShow
I'm honestly so proud. I did have to explain the parade is definitely not normally that organised π
06.12.2024 23:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Patrick representing the sith counties
#latelatetoyshow