It was meant to be

HEY GUYS, SO TODAY I’M GONNA SHOW Y’ALL HOW TO REHEAT TWO-DAY OLD MASHED POTATO. #mealprephacks

Nowadays everyone’s just going crazy over AI cum

Therein lie terrors of the most grotesque sort.

Bad and cool and bad and bold and bad

Hey that’s my license plate

It’s time

It’s worked on all of us

They STILL call me the White Hulk

Nobody’s brave enough to talk about punk cock.

B-but…it’s Tuesday?

Heroic, honestly

You did. Periodt.

Everyone has a Kyle XY, save for butt

Chicken Jockey. *uproarious applause

a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a pile of boxes and looking at the camera . ALT: a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a pile of boxes and looking at the camera .

More like WAS Jeff

Yeah but the entire prefecture of Cockball-Tor-Ture is super gentrified anyway

Join me on Assdick Mountain across the way. Slightly better elements.

Do I look like a sissy boy to you? Of course I want my sandwich Mike’s Way.

Zombie apocalypse impending. Who you recruiting?

We’re SO gonna buy a zoo
-guy who’s only ever seen the movie We Bought a Zoo

They’re poly. Who wants to be their fourth (I’m already their third)?

And what’s better than Sia voicing the hedgehog. Representation win for autism.

Wow, really loved Domhnall Gleeson Torture Simulator 5000 (Peter Rabbit 2)

But when you’re upper-crust, you want only the premium cuts o’ meat

Hunger

When will Peter Rabbit 2 be free on streaming. I simply can’t bear to wait any longer. Might drop a hundo at this point…

My life expectancy is however long it takes me to catch up on all existing seasons of Young Sheldon.