HRB

The intensity of the maternal love I feel for Dylan Mulvaney should be studied

STOP FEEDING PICTURES OF YOURSELF TO AI ENGINES OMG

So we are what? Firing all the game narrative writers and giving thier work to network studios to build shows off of?

I’ve got to cut off my hair again, bitches are too comfortable saying conservative bullshit to me

The best part of Return of the King is how often Aragorn talks to his sword

“Why are all these services going down?! All we did was monopolize them and layoff all the software engineers!!”

I love pikmin (the species) I HATE pikmin (the game)

TATES COOKIES ARE SMALLER THAN THEY USED TO BE

Link???

I’ve eaten nothing but sugar and Adderall for five days why do I feel like crap

Feeling pretty vindicated about being a diehard Nicki Minaj hater

😭

Josh, in distress: “no more baby attack! Enough!”

EVERYTHING IS BAD OMG

I think all of our moms were way too chill about the fact that they built us from scratch with thier bodies. I remind my children all the time

Parker the “clothes have no gender” queen gets mad at me when I buy anything but frilly dresses for her brother

Every time I look she’s clearer and closer

I’ve reached “Tim Allen is hot in the Santa Clause” age, somebody call AARP

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

HERES MY OLD ASS ASPARAGUS #health&fitness

At this point I’ll be mad if they DO make a half life 3

STOP CALLING IT MEAL PREP YOU ARE JUST EATING LEFTOVERS 2026

“Mama! Where’s my eyebrows?!”
“On your face, baby. Go to sleep”

hell YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH

Every year I’m flabbergasted that y’all married people who won’t let you put the Christmas tree up in November

So about that HUGE AWS outage last week

Really, Franklin? He doesn’t shut up as it is.

Weird side effect of being a parent - josh making the kids laugh by doing full renditions of frozen songs in character as our daughter’s bear is now sexy to me

We don’t talk enough about how hot Hillary Duff is