Ivy Artemisia ✨️ Bay Area

Something to hold onto 🖤

photo by @wondrashoots.bsky.social

"I don't even know what parade doesn't exist" ...I'm actually cackling

I'm so excited to see these if you end up sharing them!

omg I've been saving up to do this exact same thing 😭

Yes

Some of you will do this but won't sceen in order to see a real living, breathing woman. Sad!

I didn't particularly like it or dislike it! Just didn't see it as the comment on sex work that others seemed to.

I recently watched Anora (finally) and my hot take for the evening is that everyone who seems to be bent out of shape about it is seeing it as a film about sex work when it's actually a movie about class and the naiveté of young people.

Ooooh I'm excited to see what's cooking here. Nylons are the most fun 😈

I'm back from vacation! I went to Kauai and spent a week at the beach. Feeling rejuvenated and refreshed.

If you've been waiting on an email from me, expect it in the next few days!

This looks soooo cute & fun, I'm excited to see them!

I'm slow to respond to emails this week (sorry).

I'm also going on a much needed vacation and will be unavailable for sessions thru October 13th. Sorry for any delays or inconvenience!

Thank you to the sweeties who sent contributions towards yesterday's debauchery 💖

Coffee the morning after Folsom is one of life's greatest pleasures.

*hypnotist voice* you want to send me tips so that I can buy drinks for hot girls and buy sexy outfits at Folsom ⛓️🖤

Please be a tour 🙏😬🥲

People tend to think that AI will stop things like shootings by identifying suspicious behavior (think Flock camera technology). In reality, I think it will just result in like... prosecution for thought crimes.

I also got my covid booster yesterday. Feeling like absolute mush 🫠

That skirt looks sooooo good on you

Getting my nails done today in anticipation for tomorrow's rapture! CA is $ivyartemisia if you wanna chip in to make sure I'm still pretty and manicured after I get left behind.

Absolutely stunning. Happy birthday!!!

To be fair... it's a lot harder to shop in person now! There's so much stuff that's only available online these days.

I don't care if it's inefficient! I want to meet people and touch things!!!

Ordering most everything to your doorstep eliminates the possibility of chance. Our senses of wonder and curiosity are worse for it.

I don't care if it's less efficient!!! I like to meet people and go shopping in the real world!

pronouns: she/her
height: 5'0"
shoe size: 6
zodiac: taurus
tattoos: 4 (you have to find them)
favorite activities: skinny dipping, wine sipping, hiking, photography, thrifting, & reading
style: fair mix of classic & alt
favorite flower: lilac

available irl

Last night- a delicious dinner followed by an evening with Kruder & Dorfmeister in Oakland. Such a fun outing!!! ✨️

It was amazing!!

I've been on the avoiding-social-media train these past few weeks but wanted to pop in say how thankful I am for this very excellent date to a Valkyries game a couple weeks ago. This one was definitely a highlight! ☺️

#1 favorite reply guy tbh.