evcon

folks the brands are big mad

in order:

jergenson
jorgenson
yorgenson

within <30 seconds on the NBC tour de france feed, bob and phil were responsible for 3 different pronunciations of "jorgenson"

9 out of 10 dentists agree: crest and colgate are the same brand. and it doesn’t matter which type you get. as long as the box is shiny 👍

my upstairs neighbor has been engaging all day in what can best be described as “upstairs neighbor behavior”

sitting at a coffee shop in athens and overheard some students talking about the “UGA class of 2029” and i am about to keel over and die from natural causes

presenting, without comment, a feed of people who have chosen to share that they are using professional mode www.facebook.com/search/posts...

who is this for. what is the point.

thank you meta 👍 for simplifying things to where i can’t have followers 👍 but also i’m allowed have followers 👍

for some reason ASA thought it was a good idea to accept their damage control dollars

ah damn. i definitely signed up for this and i definitely know what the point of AI in the apps i use is

shoutout kosovo

the FB page for the TV show franklin & bash (which i used to run) was hijacked years ago and has recently pivoted into AI slop including an entire Harambe retcon

we aren’t giving spotify nearly enough shit about how they completely changed the way you access new episodes of podcasts you follow

one guess as to which part of the ride involved an encounter with a driver who didn’t like that i was sharing the road

the first 30 minutes, even

i have never ever been so utterly decimated by an episode of television than tonight’s The Last Of Us

“underrated comment” -a reply to the most liked comment by an order of magnitude

i love visiting NYC and taking in the sights (a coke bag someone dropped in the combination coffee/flower shop)

a chicago pope implies the existence of a coney pope and a corn pope

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

americ
anpontiff

seriously,,,,, what if the pope blasted cigs

once again i am logged in to the seatback experience and staying connected during my travels

honestly very good that there’s a toilet company called “American Standard”

if the tariffs bring up the price of nerds gummy clusters i'm going full l*igi

bro let’s go on a bike ride to the store. bro it’s downright lovely outside bro. we’ll take the long way on the bike path bro because the flowers are blooming and there’s a sweet scent in the air bro

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