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@zalary.bsky.social

everything i want is dichotomous. they/them https://devolving.blog

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Pre-2026 Thoughts: http://devolving.blog/posts/2025-12-30-pre-2026-thoughts/

30.12.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a. you don't and b. what does that even mean?!
i would love to have a debate with this person, which would no doubt end in a screaming match. due to my feminine hysteria, probably.

19.12.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

August is a vibe in much the same way fluorescent lighting is a vibe

19.08.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

we're watching Heads of State and holy fuck the things i'd do for John Cena to be my president

04.07.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, that methodology tracks. ☹️

04.07.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Frankenstein was the doctor. The monster is you. It has always been you.

08.06.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Having a victorian era woman spring (becoming isolated and weird)

02.05.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 143    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Ew, feelings, gross. I mean, way to go, that's honestly awesome.

28.03.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"why are you so weird" brother that's the source of my lore

27.03.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 221    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

whoever is in charge of all the Jira UI "improvements," please freaking STOP. I am not in need of any more surprise visual assault and my violentmonkey overrides script is probably longer than your codebase at this point.

11.03.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

for real.

01.03.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
4 birds are shown eating seed from a deck.  One is the distinctive red of a male cardinal.  There is also an adult female and 2 smaller cardinals

4 birds are shown eating seed from a deck. One is the distinctive red of a male cardinal. There is also an adult female and 2 smaller cardinals

today's non-dreadful thing? birbs. specifically "our" little cardinal fam:

24.02.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of 2 small sprouts in soil in a small container.  A propped up small envelope shows the name of the sprouts, Argula, Eruca Sativa and the sowing instructions - Sowing: Direct sow, β…™ in.deep. 6in. apart, full sun to partial shade, rich, well drained soil, keep moist. avoid hot weather. Harvest leaves at 2-3 in long or in 6-8 weeks.

Picture of 2 small sprouts in soil in a small container. A propped up small envelope shows the name of the sprouts, Argula, Eruca Sativa and the sowing instructions - Sowing: Direct sow, β…™ in.deep. 6in. apart, full sun to partial shade, rich, well drained soil, keep moist. avoid hot weather. Harvest leaves at 2-3 in long or in 6-8 weeks.

I'm going to try posting some tiny daily (but probably not daily) non-heavy moments. I very miss twitter and am trying to reform some semblance of internet community again. For today, I'm sharing my sprouting of a public library seed!

18.02.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

20 year old us is so chagrined by this turn of events, but mumble-year old us is so here for it! Β πŸ’ͺ🏼

03.02.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, wtf. this seems to be
a. some sort of weird "healthy coping strategy" i've developed in midlife and
b. happening more frequently.

03.02.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@jshoffstall.bsky.social stay safe over there please! πŸ–€

28.08.2023 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm celebrating my _mumble_th birthday by refusing sleep to watch Good Will Hunting and Donnie Darko.

14.08.2023 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh yeah, happy almost twin birthday, friend!

09.08.2023 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm letting them get away with it!" as a statement regarding a single person is maybe my favorite thing. #maemartin

23.07.2023 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, yeah, do the "did you live" one

14.07.2023 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Panic is for the weak. I am the weak, panic is my everything

04.07.2023 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

TIRED: Killing your service’s third-party apps

WIRED: Killing your service’s first-party apps

01.07.2023 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2651    πŸ” 566    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 6

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