konnaire

Don't Make Me Sphinct

Me when the office dweeb hits reply all

you would not beLIEVE the rectangles I manipulated this afternoon

A sleeping dog on a sofa. Shallow depth of field, focussing on his snoot

Day's over lads. No more work can be done.

I challenge anyone to draw a centre line through this man

I challenge anyone to draw a centre line down this

PMs: We need design to start delivering faster

Also PMs: So I've booked you into 56 meetings between now and tomorrow

for some reason doing a session over FaceTime seems wild

lol, lmao

Few things funnier than someone getting animated while losing their shit and Google Meets setting off gesture-controlled balloons and fireworks like they're conducting a light show to someone's sacking

At 3x you blur the line between yoga and shadow boxing

I’ve seen them from the saddle of my bike, coming up through canopy of trees. I’ve even seen some good ones through hospital windows, with tubes in my veins.

Some are grey and wet and cold. Uninviting. I think about the only sunrise I’m missing is from space.

"I don't mind change. I do mind unethical behavior. I do mind being forced into unethical behaviour in order to survive."

www.garfieldtech.com/blog/selfish...

Oh I looooove that. Fully remote too, so if I'm logged out it relies on having a colleague's phone number to ask them to message IT on my behalf because I can't access Slack, email, anything

A machine worth several thousands of pounds and with a chip widely regarded as the best on the market ground to a shuddering hault by programs I instantly disable after install and have never used in my 5 years of working for The Company ✌️

Made the critical error of thinking I could return from a holiday and actually begin working instead of suffering the 600 hours of IT shiteware updates ✌️

I once got our 3 amigos renamed to 3 flamingoes just for a laugh

lmk when you do so I can rob your flat

I see your prime and raise you a fixed 23mm scaled to ~35mm because of a cropped sensor

READ THIS IN OUR APP

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It was a dunk on an AI bro. Which is about all I use LinkedIn for

The act of trying to complete a simple task in a mobile browser has become a game of modal whack-a-mole that sucks the fuckin life out of ya

Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌

That's the one. I can't see myself here for more than a couple of years and I'd imagine the next person might want to rip out whatever I do to it, regardless ✌️

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Is this David Byrne

Yeah, sort of mint green on the bottom and off-white along the top. Do feel like we should have had more of a contrast now, but eh

A kitchen with the most 2003 cabinets in the world

A kitchen with light green and white cabinets

Me giving a peace sign

Will I regret painting my kitchen cupboards instead of replacing them? Maybe. But am I about £3k better off for not replacing them? You bet.

Much stronger chance I'd use that at work

Haus von Kirschnell From the desks of Emily & Konnaire: A receipt of late drives into the purple, of breakfasts hidden within the féth fíada, and of evenings at the pyre.

Same, it's been the catalyst for vonkirschnell.haus. We were sitting on the idea for about half a year but reading the first few on their site got me off my arse and back to writing. Just want to be building fun things, yanno