Bust Processor

I don't think anyone understands what it's like being a man with severe depression. There is no support. If I ever get told to grow up again, I'm going to grow razor burns down my forearms.

I ate ass once; I've since done it many times since then.

But it all started with that one time.

Please...I keep trying to make them stop by moaning but they refuse to listen...

Kendrick Lamar?

More like, "Ken's Dick Can Be Seen from Afar".

I just shared with my partner that something she said hurt me and made me feel lesser than.

She said I was overreacting and being childish.

This is why men don't share their feelings.

I woke up this morning with a hunger for death and a passion for destruction.

Your words have soothed me.

If painted toenails are the pedicure, then I've got the pedidisease.

B-B-B-BASED!

Do women have to take their balls out of their pussies when they pee?

Opps, I mean "Elon plays Diablo."

Crazy typo.

Elon is the CEO of multiple companies and thusly he is very busy all the time doing important work. Through hard work and the liberal application of bootstraps one day I'll be just like him. Soon, he'll notice my appreciation of his hard work and give me a job at one of his many well-run companies.

The world is healing ☺️

Hey @sonic.bsky.social are you Elons BlueSky alt? I've never seen Elon and Sonic in the same room...

I think everyone need to chill on this Adrian Dittmann situation. Elon's manner of speaking is easy to mimic and if this IS one big troll, of course the person running the account would "slip up" to sell the bit. I'm not saying it isn't Elon, but nothing we've seen so far proves that it is.

If you think abouts my posts too much they really start to fall apart.

My hottest take in a while: Luigi Mangione is a sociopath that just wanted to kill someone and was smart enough to select a victim that would garner him love and support online. Major BPD vibes.

Kill all women. NOW!

I can't handle the distraction from all the men who need fucking.

simply
having
4loko and pre-workout

Go follow @murpheyalexandra.bsky.social and convince here that this place is so much better than X so she posts here more.

*Disclosure: she is my super funny and hot girlfriend.

The December to Remember Sales Event we all deserve.

The base of the food pyramid is pussy and dick.

I fuck, therefore, I nut

Remember Sonic; Shadow is cooler than you and he used guns in his own game.

Its too early to be Saturday, can we postpone all this till tomorrow?

My wife is my queen and my face is her throne

God, creator of the universe Stuff that interests me - primarily STATIONEERS, the best game in the world!

You might like this kindly German man who explains stationeers in a imagine a similar way. www.youtube.com/@OwnerOfTheC...

Gamers today hating females getting represented in their media of choice is so weird...

I remember being hype as FUCK for the THIRD fucking "Spider-Woman" when I was a kid.

Ya'll gay retards scared of women for real.

Replacing the n-word in rap music with "buddy" like a SouthPark Canadian.

Canadians, obviously, being the n-words of white people.

Totally did not expect to learn you play my favorite game while checking if they have a bsky account yet. Happy stationeering!

yes you did, don't lie you dirty dawg