Holmes The Polar Bear

Now that former Conservative MP Chris d'Entremont has crossed the floor to become a Liberal MP, Nova Scotia has zero Conservative MPs.

This is just one Nova Scotian bear's opinion, but this feels like the perfect number of Tory MPs.

a polar bear with its mouth open and teeth showing Alt: BEAR

BEAR

Thanks! Who needs air when you've got bearhugs?

As soon as I figure out how to send helium filled balloons in the mail, I'll send that fine bear his gifts.

A polar bear about to open some beautifully wrapped Polar Bear Week presents.

Let the Polar Bear Week celebrations begin! Don't forget to send presents to all your favorite polar bears.

Hope you have a fun time! Also, that shirt is awesome, and I really like how the colours of all the towels folded behind you appear to be different shades of fur.

Happy belated birthday Bear! 🎂

Well this doesn't seem fair. Where is the enormous bronze raccoon statue for Raccoon Park?

Very handsome!

Damn.
That Major Events Timeline took a hard turn away from describing White House renovations. What an embarrassing display of partisan nincompoopery.

*give big bear hugs to the Good Teddy*

a woman is smiling and holding a trophy and says `` you like me you really like me '' . Alt: Sally Field is feeling very happy and accepted despite not making this list.

Yay, I made the list! 😁

There are lots of good folks on this list, I look forward to checking out some names I don't recognize. Thanks Teddy!

I disinfect the 24h ambulatory blood pressure monitor after each patient uses it, but now I'm thinking I should just soak it in a bucket of bleach after each use instead.

That's unacceptable. How is a bear supposed to prepare for hibernation with only 5 feet worth of cookies?

Thank you, but the common denominator here is that you were involved in all those hugs. Your hug whore skills can compensate for us polar bears with sloppier hug techniques.

All my favourite shows keep getting cancelled, but this abomination gets greenlit. 🤦

It's National Raccoon Appreciation Day, so we should be nice to TeeOh and not tell him that he's completely wrong. Let him enjoy this one day and we'll all resume calling this month #Octobear tomorrow.

You might want to reconsider. Refusing to rub a polar bear's belly just results in an angry polar bear. I don't wanna die and angry polar bear generally don't go well together.

a) Dr. Trump
I've been racking my brain the past few days to figure out who I can trust to take away my Well Being, so thanks for this excellent suggestion. Now I just need to figure out how to deliver a VHS tape to the White House before the end of this week....

Happy c(5,2)th birthday Bear! 🎂

(I'm no mathematician, so I'm hoping I just wished you the correct birthday)

Thanks, but I don't stand a chance competing against an ursine Hug Mage of your calibre.
*votes for Arcas*

Thanks,I love salmon!
*casts ballot for Arcas to win Best Bear Week*

A polar bear showing off his DadBod physique.

I don't think I qualify to compete in Fat Bear Week because of the diet I've been on this year. Let me know when DadBod Bear Week starts, and I'm in!

Hope you're having a great birthday! 🎂

If you're confronted by an aggressive bear, simply offer to debate it in the marketplace of ideas ouch that really hurts get off me please fetch help quickly.

Glad to hear that you're on the mend and feeling a bit better. *big bear hugs*

I hope your wolf doesn't have too long a wait in the ER and that he recovers from this quickly. Sending happy thoughts to both of you.

It's really a shame that I don't drink alcohol. This deal at the local pub sounds too good to pass up.

an illustration of 5 black bears with different fur colors.

black bears come in so many different colors 🐻

BMO realizes the importance of one polar bear at least. This is the view from the window in my office...they built a bank right where I see them everyday in my peripheral vision when working at my desk. I couldn't stop myself from banking with them after all their not-so-subliminal messaging.