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breaking news: AAAAAA I HATE POLITICS OWBDKSGWKSGSJSUSH

so engie died. got replaced by steve, because he had to fight death (i love the deck of many things)

perfect meme material

mmm tiny booba statue... radiate red...

hell yeah feesh

ah yes, the realisticness of elons head to be phasing through a window. fuck ai

paramount you assholes stop taking down ai sponge its literally a parody

zerverblight pepperoni

yeah, loved the stream, the fact that it was perfectly normal made it even better

lemme guess, this is against a certain political party?

oh god there’s corn bots everywhere

[number seven] an angry grandma with glasses and a blue shirt holding a gun

[number eight] a old man with no teeth wearing blue jeans, a wifebeater, gold chains, sunglasses and a blue cap showing off stacks of bills

number seven and eight

A black man wearing a blue/light purple shirt, red pants, and black shoes sitting on a giant potato with a nutrition label on it

hey look it’s number six

a man in a gorilla costume is surprised, at a meeting in an office

numba five coming in hot

dentists working on a woman’s teeth while a clown holds a chainsaw above her head

holy crap it’s the fourth installment of the stock images

for a second i thought you were talking about demoman (tf2) and i was like “wtf does demoman have to do with this” then i looked it up and realized

fair enough

condensed pink piss

i swear to fucking god can i stop getting polotics? i don’t give a damn if you’re for democrats or republicans, get that shit outta my feed

i’d beg to differ

a middle aged fat man with stubble and no shirt on wearing a green propeller hat sits in a box, smiling

daily stock image #3 (for the funny)

(day 1) old man (presumably a doctor) holding out a fried chicken drumstick

(day 2) a woman covering her head with her arms in fear as floating burgers move toward her

to start off the holiday season, i’m posting stock images i found funny (i originally did and am still doing this on utterneer.bsky.social ‘s discord but i thought it do it here as well) so here’s day one and two

fight over, here’s what happened:
killed a robot zombie by hitting it on the head then water logging it
thrown stuff at another robot zombie
shoved (stinky) incense in other robot zombie
set other robot zombie on fire
killed other robot zombie
took robot zombie heads and legs (for the circuits)

i tried to hit it in the head but it bounced off AGAIN, and our cleric shoved incense sticks into it

ok so the prone zombie got up and rolled a nat 20 and slashed our druid, dealing 7 damage

playing dnd, and we’re fighting robot zombies.
i bonked a zombie on a head, then somebody waterlogged it. second zombie appears, much tougher. someone hits it with a sword, bounces off. i hit it with a hammer, also bounces off. our teams cleric throws a SKINNED BABY WOLF and it goes prone. huh???

erm actually it was a joke about the name BLUEsky, not about political views

i’m sorry i didn’t tune into your birthday stream, please forgive me :(

the voidman

the little man