Campbell Moody

So proud you’re a local lad.

What do I want for Christmas?

A mysterious manor in the Scottish countryside, a vast expanse of land, a library of vintage novels, a collection of the world’s rarest wines, an owl to deliver and retrieve my post, and my own personal pastry chef.

I'm really not that hard to shop for.

A second vote for unclean holes / don’t know how to douche properly

Everybody thinks dogs are better than people but I’ve never had a human roommate who greeted a visitor by just fucking yelling at them.

Who here is inclined to agree?

So true. 💯

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

All churches should be taxed. Repost if you agree.

How do I tell Bluesky to stop showing me manga/anime drawings from anyone ?

I’m just not interested. Not even a tiny bit.

Alan Jones arrested amid NSW police investigation into alleged indecent assaults Police say the former Sydney radio host was arrested by specialist detectives. He has previously denied all allegations against him

#BREAKINGNEWS: Former radio host Alan Jones has been arrested amid a NSW police investigation into allegations of indecent assaults. www.theguardian.com/p/xxvjgf?CMP...

@nottsvivid.bsky.social

I’m being followed.

@nottsvivid.bsky.social
Okay, you should have a list of people I follow, and there should be at least one in there that you would like.

@nottsvivid.bsky.social

go.bsky.app/JGo3Tbo

I’ve been playing with a shaved pussy, and I like it.
Oscar, not so much.

I’ve made it to 56 without a driving license… Living in inner-city Melbourne, you truly don’t need a car.

Looking for work again :-(

Hi @dax.direct, may I join Melbourne Queers please ?