Teddy

drinking a mouldy pint at an establishment in town, wondering if any of my friends are going to show up

if I write my stories in Geeza Pro do they by default become seminal texts on the working class?

went to buy some sparkling water at the science cafe and got rained on pretty badly

at the park eating an enormous bowl of pasta

i've decided my life goal is to be the last person tweeting on this website

anyway. another toothpick I guess.

naturally, I quickly lost a grip on what was a fever dream and what was reality. Not to suggest it was a bad experience. It ended up being pretty restorative. This was also around my prefrontal lobe was reaching full development too.

a few years ago, I came down with the worst flu of my life and spent the week in bed watching the Jane Goodall documentary about gorillas in bed. I don’t think I ever finished it. I was in and out sleep a lot, and would just wake up and rewind it to a bit that seemed familiar

taken up porch cigarettes again

OCEARCH Shark Tracker OCEARCH is a data-centric organization built to help scientists collect previously unattainable data in the ocean.

taking a break from work to check in on the sharks www.ocearch.org/tracker/

committing class warfare at Sprouts

thought about making a BLT earlier (I don't usually eat BLTs) but decided against it

sometimes I wish I could scream like Paul McCartney

going to have a beer and maybe even a cigarette later

@limmy.com I watched Le Samourai the other night and thought the main guy looked a bit like you. A bit of a mix between Mulvaney and the Marti Pellow sketch guy.

just left a generous tip at a diner outside Las Vegas like I didn’t just lose it all on the slots

honestly it wasn’t that good. but maybe this is a common misconception about the purity of dam water

just drank some water at Hoover Dam

in other news, Che Guevara appeared in my pint glass the other night. the revolution is near my friends

an associate of mine just told me someone is cycling thru a park in Seattle with a cup of milk dangling from the rim of their mouth. the milk was going everywhere!

just got my windscreen replaced by a guy with some pretty cool sunglasses I must say

Archie at 9,000ft

had my first DQ yesterday. sadly, my friend spoiled the bit where they tip the blizzard upside down at the window. but besides from that it was a good experience

bananas are too small in this country

I was meant to bluesky something about there being no pope but I guess that’s all water under the bridge now

had that cigarette I was talking about

i'm just saying